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VoodooGuru Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 05:25 PM
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humor: What is the difference between Freepers and zombies?
Both are scary, and while neither has brains, zombies actually WANT them.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 05:27 PM
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1. Zombies smell better
Your joke was funnier than mine!

:rofl:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 05:29 PM
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2. Zombies Have More Teeth?
:shrug:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 05:31 PM
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3. Zombies have the good taste to stay out of other people's business. n/t
Edited on Wed Oct-08-08 05:31 PM by ColbertWatcher
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 05:33 PM
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4. You make a good point.
:D
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 05:34 PM
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5. lipstick?
nt
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 06:46 PM
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7. Love it!
JeffR shall hear of this.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 05:43 PM
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6. You may be able to reason with a zombie?
Zombies were once human beings?
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 06:50 PM
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8. Zombies are more humane
eom
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 06:54 PM
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9. Zombies are warm blooded.
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magellan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 06:55 PM
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Zombies used to have lives. n/t
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VoodooGuru Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 07:06 PM
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12. LOL nice one.
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Atmashine Donating Member (476 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 06:55 PM
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10. Organize before they rise!
Or something like that.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 06:58 PM
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11. Zombies don't reproduce sexually, they have to bite you to become one
But freepers...I guess you'd have to actually have sex first, so I guess we'll never really know.
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peanut2010 Donating Member (78 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 07:08 PM
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13. Ain`t freepers anti sex?
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VeggieTart Donating Member (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 07:14 PM
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14. zombies are better box office...n/t
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chupacabranation Donating Member (430 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 07:20 PM
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15. Zombies are much better tippers, IMO. n/t
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 07:31 PM
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16. Zombies have more charm.
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