What should I say to Sarah Palin?

[arcadian]

I might be going to a Sarah Palin event. I want to say something to her. What would be a good, short thing to say, sound bite material, that I could get in before the zombied masses start shouting, "USA! USA! USA!"?

I'm thinking about calling her the "Anti-Christ".

[Bluebear]

1. USA...USA...Moose Away....Moose Away....

[EFerrari]

20. KKK! KKK! KKK!

[Crankie Avalon]

2. Why are you going to a Sarah Palin event?

:shrug:

[arcadian]

3. Protest.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. You probably won't be able to get much more out past "TROOPERGATE!"

But, if you get to ask her an entire question, ask her when she recognizes the authority of her own state's legal system and when she will be testifying regarding her abuse of power?

If you get a second question ask her if the reason she used a Yahoo! email account was an attempt to bypass Alaska's transparency laws?

[arcadian]

5. Unfortunately, there will be no Q&A

I wish there was, but they won't be having that for obvious reasons. That's why I need something short and sound bite quality, the press will be there. That's why I was thinking of going "Anti-Christ" route, they have been trying to do this to Obama and it would just illustrate the absurdity of such claims.

[ColbertWatcher]

16. Of course not. n/t

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

6. does your husband still want to breakup the USA?

why did you speak to a terrorist group?

[arcadian]

11. Thought about doing that.

Yelling something about Alaskan Sovereignty, but most people probably wouldn't get the reference.

[bdamomma]

7. yell out AIP AIP

[Spritz57]

8. Tell her she's not as attractive in person!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

9. Witch! Witch! Witch!

...disclaimer.. I have known some wonderful witches (and even have practiced parts of Wicca), but I think the word would freak her out!

[SmileyRose]

29. SNORT.

[ColbertWatcher]

10. del bug. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

12. del bug. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

13. del bug. n/t

[ourbluenation]

14. "why won't you have a press conference"

[youthere]

15. Ask her "Shouldn't it be GOD first?" and start screaming:

BLASPHEMER!

[arcadian]

17. Good idea!

"YOU PUT COUNTRY BEFORE GOD!!!!"

[OHDEM]

18. You should say

"Take your Caribou Barbie butt back to Alaska on your snow machine BEOTCH and don't forget the first dude, redneck husband of yours, your knocked up daughter that you FAILED to properly teach about birth control and your poor baby that you've used as a prop since you got this nomination! Get lost you complete insult to women!"

Probably too much to get out before you're hauled away. :bounce:

[lutefisk]

19. Her gpa after attending 6 colleges? Any accomplishments in college she could share?

[Deep13]

21. Dinosaurs were real. nt

[demokatgurrl]

22. Just make up a nice big sign

One I saw on DU: She winks, She blinks, She stinks.

[NeedleCast]

23. Probably be a lot more effective to bring a sign

shouting some "sound bite" isn't going to do anything unless it makes it onto Tee-Vee. If it's a Palin event, it's not like you're going to change anyone's mind.

[JonLP24]

24. I would ask "Why do you keep spreading misinformation"

and then I'd be ready to debunk anything she has to say.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

25. "Congratulations! I thought no one could be as stupid as Dubya!"

[balantz]

26. "Cheney's Trainee" n/t

[adigal]

27. Have a sign, Sarah KKK Palin - RACIST!! Find the press

and hold it up in front of the cameras!!

We will be looking for you!

[Bluenorthwest]

28. If it were a question in front of Republicans

I would ask her about her praise of Unions, for she has said they had a hard time untill Todd 'got a good Union job' and of course the GOP hates Unions.
Or just scream 'whore of Babylon' and let it go at that.

[spanone]

30. ask her if atheists are loyal americans too?

[Siyahamba]

31. "I love you on 30 Rock!"

[nejohnson]

32. Just Yell "Polly want a cracker!?"

She is such a parrot. Can repeat anything you teach her, but can't think of anything on her own.

[AnnieBW]

33. Wolf Killer?

Or how about just "liar"?

[slewfoot]

34. Give her a "Joe Six-pack" wink.

[cobalt1999]

35. Use the bible against her

Ask how she can put herself in a position of ruling over men when the bible expressly forbids it?

[B Calm]

36. SCREAM, George Bush with Lipstick

[B Calm]

39. Scream, hey Winky, where's Blinky

[EFerrari]

37. "Nice lipstick!" would be the simplest, most direct thing to say. n/t

[JuniperLea]

38. Drill Baby Drill! Burn Witch Burn! Drill Baby Drill! Burn Witch Burn! Drill Baby Drill!

I think she is probably easily confused:)

[mizzuzmojorizin]

40. "Tell the truth, Sarah!" "How are the TWO bridges to Nowhere, Sarah?!"

Make sure you also have a nice big sign and get near the CNN guy, just to make sure it's broadcast live ("We'll do it live!"). Bring someone with you for protection. These McCain/Palin audiences seem to be getting a little dangerous with some of the stuff they've shouted out.

[bunkerbuster1]

41. "TROPHY VEEP" sign

They might let you hold it up for awhile, thinking it's a genuine compliment.

[chowder66]

42. Do you regret inciting death threats against Obama?

...or Are you going to apologize to the Obama campaign and the citizens of the U.S for inciting hate?

How about.... can you tell us one of your favorite articles or writers from the Economist?

Do you think you will be recalled when you lose and go back to Alaska?

[chowder66]

43. Better yet...

Do you regret inciting death threats against Obama...Yes or No? If she doesn't answer, keep saying Yes or No?

[pokerfan]

44. EIGHT MORE YEARS!

Get a chant going. Face it, you're not going to convince the followers but a bunch of Kool-Aid drinkers chanting "eight more years!" for all to see on the evening news might help turn some undecideds.

[Jack Rabbit]

45. A question for her:

How on earth did you ever receive a passing grade in civics?

[lpbk2713]

46. Ask her what newspapers she reads.

And if she ever reads anything other than the comics.