What BREAKING NEWS will we see instead?

[The Witch]

Tomorrow Valerie Wilson testifies. Alvie Gonzales is on his way out.

You KNOW something big's gonna break to make it all go away. So what will it be?

Post your own answers below if you don't like my ideas

[Atman]

1. Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell caught having sex!

Did you see KO last night? :rofl:

Oh...distractions...right...uh...what were we talking about?

.

[AndyA]

2. Ann Coulter calls __________ a __________! (Fill in the blanks.) n/m

[majorjohn]

5. Hillary - Whore n/t

[otherlander]

11. dinner table / messanger from God

[The Witch]

16. Sean Hannity / hunka burnin' love

[dkofos]

3. We begin bombing Iran!!

Or should they wait until Monday??

[MindPilot]

4. Simon & Paula will admit to a threesome with...

Ryan Seacrest

[Divine Discontent]

9. oh you naughty thing and your wishful thinking! n/t

[Karmageddon]

6. Natalee Holloway Still Missing

[annabanana]

7. Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell caught having sex. . .n/t

[R_M]

8. Maybe Rita Cosby will just disappear, period.

[dsweet]

10. Joe Lieberman goes R

He announces that he's a Republican.

[madinmaryland]

12. Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell have another shouting match...

[Warpy]

13. An 18 year old blonde heiress to a billion dollars is observed

getting on the back of a motorcycle bum's bike and vanishes. A nationwide search leads to a family of six in the Ozarks who have eight teeth among them who pass a polygraph on testimony they saw the bike being sucked into the belly of a UFO. Strange changes in vegetation plus a patch of vitrified soil is found at the site. A week later, the blonde is found in Las Vegas and the biker is found in Miami, both disoriented and unable to say where they've been for a week, not even with any memory of each other. The drug screen is negative but their blood is found to be a pleasing seafoam green. The blonde is found to be pregnant and an amniocentesis confirms the fetus has unknown, non human DNA. The biker is found with a large incision and a missing kidney. The motorcycle is found precariously perched on a rock formation in Mongolia with an unidentifiable substance in its tank that smells oddly like frying bacon and nail polish remover.

Barring another hurricane or war, that would get the GOP through to December, 2008.

[yodermon]

15. !

:wow: :rofl:

[Jack Rabbit]

14. K-Fed is pregnant with ANS' baby

[LiberalEsto]

17. bin Laden releases a new tape

in which he claims to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby

[guitar man]

18. ding ding ding!!!

we have a winner!!

at leats about the Bin Laden tape part. Every time Junior's ass has been in a crack, they cue up anoter OBL spot.