Why doesn't he ever sit the hell down??

[OhioChick]

He just keeps pacing and fidgeting constantly.

[MadMaddie]

1. He knows he has blown it! Maybe he thinks by pacing it will be

over sooner..

[Ned_Devine]

2. I can't figure it out

[Champion Jack]

3. He has a corncob up his ass

[geekgrrl]

I think he has to pee. nt

[orleans]

10. i think he already has--he just doesn't want to sit in it. n/t

[pnwmom]

4. A.D.H.D. n/t

[McCCain4retirment]

5. He should start sitting down

he looks like general cotton when he walks around.

[Myrina]

6. Maybe they dripped his Thorazine too fast ...

... and he's got the shakes/jitters ...

[Peregrine Took]

7. Hemorrhoids!

[EmeraldCityGrl]

8. Because he couldn't get back up.

[orleans]

9. THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING!!

THAT fucking troll is driving me crazy!

because he's a crazy old piece of shit troll.

SIT DOWN JOHN!

[OhioChick]

11. He's STILL doing it...

I noticed people in the crowd are beginning to shake their legs, etc. He's making everyone uncomfortable, it seems.

[Sebastian Doyle]

12. Too much Geritol, my friends.

I've been hooked on the stuff, my friends, ever
since the good old days when they used to sponsor
The Lawrence Welk Show, my friends.

[earth mom]

13. Time to change the Depends.

:hide:

[dogpatch]

14. poopy pants

Yeah, I think he has a little load in there.

[SemperEadem]

15. he'll fall asleep if he sits down

also, he wants to be a distraction behind Obama--he's just being the sore loser that he is.

[OhioChick]

16. Oh, already took that Ambien for the night. n/t