On a lighter note - The Stock Market Truth

[Beaverhausen]

Subject: Stock market truth

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will
have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

1. Nutshell: My retirement plan.

[BrklynLiberal]

2. I am sending this to my son!!!!

[Greyhound]

3. LOL! A hearty K & R.

:kick:&R

[onethatcares]

4. burp.

n/t:toast: :beer:

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

5. Drinking. The best investment in a Republican economy.