Monday Laugh - the Parking ticket

[malaise]

A friend just sent this to me.

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into a coffee
shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to
him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' He ignored
me and continued to write the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the Metro. The car he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said McCain '08'.

As old as I am I try to have a little fun each day. My doctor tells me that
it's really important to my health. :rofl:

[LiberalAndProud]

1. Funny story. I wonder if it's true.

chuckle....snort....:rofl:

[progressoid]

8. variation

It's a variation of another joke. Actually, it's an improvement!


ETA: So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a copper writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about giving a bloke a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse f*cker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit, my car was parked around the corner...

[malaise]

9. Nothing better than good apocryphal jokes

particularly in relation to McPOW. :rofl:

[flvegan]

2. Now THAT is funny.

[sinkingfeeling]

What a wonderful story!! LOL!!

[Dogmudgeon]

3. There's only one word for that --

:thumbsup:

--p!

[OhioChick]

4. ......

:rofl:

[JuniorPlankton]

5. It was fun, no doubt

I just imagine getting a bunch of tickets on my car because of my Obama stickers.
(Not very likely in MA, though :)

[hootinholler]

6. LOL

Didn't see that one coming.

-Hoot

[But....]

7. Well...

that's one way to get some one to pay their fair share:evilgrin:

[kayakjohnny]

10. Even if not particularly true, funny as hell nonetheless.

[Azlady]

11. You may never know HOW MUCH I NEEDED THAT!!!

THank you from the bottom of my heart! I sooo needed to get back my calm today... Thank you!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[malaise]

12. LOL

Anytime. :D

[OakCliffDem]

13. Kick