Geraldo Sustains Minor Burns to Face in Fire at Home

[RamboLiberal]

TVNewser hears there was a small fire at the New Jersey home of FNC anchor Geraldo Rivera early this morning. The extent of the damage is unknown.

We are told he sustained minor burns to his face. Rivera is expected to take the weekend off to recover.

A Fox News spokesperson confirmed there was a fire in the garage, and that two classic cars were destroyed as well.

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/fnc/geraldo_sustains_minor_burns_in_fire_at_home_96545.asp

[MannyGoldstein]

1. Were He And BillO Doing Candle-Wax Dripping Stuff

In the sex dungeon?

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Maybe Ollie North farted without yelling "Incoming"

[bluesmail]

3. Eight years later, I wonder what more would they want from him

...or else. Shaping into one hell uv a Friday News Dump Day, eh? woops her ya go. :tinfoilhat:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. I knew it

His hairpiece and his mustache got into it, and spontaneous combustion ensued.

It was only a matter of time..................

[fascisthunter]

5. Wow am I Cold to His Type Today....

I have no pity for him. What a horrible thing to realize

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

Same boat. Geraldo and the Troops location drawn in sand.

on to the next topic.....

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

18. Am I on ignore? From Op or #5 post?

curious, as my reply to #5 shows up as reply to OP without bolding.

[daninthemoon]

6. Put down the pipe, Geraldo.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

7. IS THE 'STACHE OK????

Oh, please please please, let it be ok. Let his whole face be irreparably scarred, if only that super-manly lip gremlin is intact.

[kenny blankenship]

8. Please tell me the mustache is intact!

[Junkdrawer]

9. Richard Pryor Syndrome?

:shrug:

[ljm2002]

16. That's the first thing I thought of...

...because really, how many ways are there to sustain "minor burns to the face" in a house fire?

I guess he could have been making bananas flambé...

[opihimoimoi]

22. Maybe trying to light his Barbie and the propane went WOOOOOOSSSHHH

:toast:

[PatGund]

10. Did he forget the safeword ???

I swear, him and Bill O'Liely need to tone it down in their sex dungeon a bit.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. I'll bet his favorite mirror finally had enough and simply exploded.

:shrug:

[rzemanfl]

12. It's a shame about the cars. Remember back when the Iraq

War started and they drove a tank over Saddam's '55 Chevy Belair? I felt bad about that too.

[arbusto_baboso]

13. See, this is why ya gotta man-scape, Gerry Rivers!

Fire departments want you to clear brush outside your home to abate fire hazards. Inside the home, you should do the same!

[DeadManInc]

14. It couldn't happen to a better asshole

[ddeclue]

15. Did he have his pants over his head for some reason???

or maybe just head head up his ass??

in any event I'd be looking to his pants being on fire as the source of ignition seeing as how he works for FauxNews and all...

Doug D.

[live love laugh]

17. He's a damned walking disaster isn't he? Anything for attention sheesh. n/t

[Tutonic]

19. Good thing he's proven to be two faced--he's still got something

to work with.

[Canuckistanian]

20. Doing "Blue Angels" with Billo?

Jesus, I stopped doing that shit BEFORE college.

[MiniMe]

21. He farted, turned around to smell it, then lit a match?

That's my guess until I hear something different