Just a Reminder That We Have an Election Reform Forum...

[Kurovski]

with a link included to its pretty much far-away locale. It's like, it's now--you know...that time that all good and thoughtful and proud Americans here in America like to call the "election time" and stuff. So I thought I would go and find it and bring it right back to youse, Charlie. And Katie. And all you others. You betcha, by gum.

Well. So. Why doncha's go and put the link in "My Forums" (My goodness, "YOUR forums", Is what I mean! Now ain't that confusin' and what all, and what not. Gosh. Haha.) Because you know, it's harder to see the Election Reform forum from here in GD than Russia is from Sarah's snowmobile.

Watch for all the colorful filler in Sarah's answers tonight, and like my great-great-grandfather Yukon Stanley used to say "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with moose shit."


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=203

[vanboggie]

1. K&R for important stuff n/t

[Kurovski]

2. Thank you.

Thank you, vanboggie.

[Kurovski]

3. Self-kick.

Why not? I have no pride.

[vanboggie]

4. K&R again

Oh wait, I can't!

But I can :kick:

Seriously, Election fraud should be in everyone's psyche right now. We can't let them steal this year, too, and everyone needs to be watchful.

[Kurovski]

6. At this stage, fraud is the only way McCain/Palin can win.

And the Repubs are already out and about throwing voters off the lists.

[slipslidingaway]

5. K&R this will surely get lost. n/t

[Kurovski]

7. "Voters Being Purged on a Massive Scale. CBS Takes Notice."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x508809

[Kurovski]

8. You can report unusual, suspicious behavior surrounding the election

to Talking Points Memo.

Yes, you!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x508796#508829

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

9. K&R. Thanks for the reminder...

...it's amazing how the discourse at DU drifts away from probably the single most important issue affecting our future -- how do we restore a clean, fair, and honest electoral system?

If we don't tend to this, nothing else we do is going to matter.

[Kurovski]

11. You're welcome, Mr. Jefferson.

I put it into "My Forums" so I see it near the top of my page as a reminder to visit the Election Reform Forum every time I sign on to DU.

[Fly by night]

10. Thanks kindly for mentioning the ER forum.

It is likely that more positive results re: saving our democracy has come from the Election Reform forum than anywhere else here at DU. Of course, we do have a few pet trolls, (exit polls? You betcha!) but they are easy to "ignore".

If you haven't visited my home away from home, come visit.

[Kurovski]

22. Thanks, Fly by Night.

I appreciate it.

[hisownpetard]

12. K&R!

:yourock:

[hisownpetard]

13. Dangit! My grandpaw used ta say the same durned thing. Me and you - related, ya think?

[Kurovski]

14. Probably. Did he drink up all his claim?

That's the one!

[Kurovski]

15. "Beginner's Guide to Election Theft."

http://electiontheft.net/

[Laurab]

16. Wow I just made it in time!

To K&R. Course it took me 3 hours to figure out what the OP was saying and stuff....:loveya:

[Kurovski]

17. I used too much moose shit.

I admit it.

[Laurab]

18. Never too much.....

Just a little marshmallow, and it's a Mallomar, you know. Jon Stewart told me that (and a million other people, I suppose).

[Kurovski]

19. Do you have any old ES&S electronic voting machines lying around?

I really want to be vice-president. Would you please program them to vote for Wetzelbill/Kurovski? Thanks!

[Laurab]

20. Much as I'd like to help we only have the old lever style.

I just read Scarlet got married, so Wetzelbill may be in mourning. We need someone bright and cheerful, like that Sarah Palin, don't you think? She's so bubbly, happy, and upbeat! And she talks so fast and says nothing - and, I have this gut feeling that she's cruel and cold, heartless maybe! Just like Cheney, except for a bunch of stuff.

Shit, I'll FIND some ES&S machines - I don't EVER want to listen to her again! The thing is, I'm torn - I sort of have this little crush on Biden, too - what should I do?????????????

[Kurovski]

21. I hate her stinking GUTS!!!

Her clothes are fabulous. Wetzelbill never buys me anything nice when I'm out complaining. I mean CAMPAIGNING. It's gotten so bad that he says he'd rather buy an extra fifth a day than waste funds on dry cleaning.

And about your "crush" as you are calling it...you can buy a Biden mask this Halloween and have hubby wear it sometime. I'm sure he won't mind being used sexually. It is my experience that most men welcome it holeheartedly. I mean WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

Once that's out of your system, you will be in a relaxed and distracted state perfect for voting the Wetzelbill/Kurovski ticket.

[Laurab]

23. Oh, I can't stand her, either

And I don't even like her clothes. Moosehair is not my style, really. I think she needs to stay in Alaska and shoot innocent animals from airplanes, you betcha!

Wetzelbill needs to loosen the purse strings and buy you some nicer clothes, especially if that's all you have. (along with your looks, wit and charm of course).

You've convinced me to vote for you, due to your command of the issues - fabulous clothes being THE issue here. I'm safely in a blue state, anyway.

And I'm not buying a Biden mask, instead I've decided I'll just look for someone who's wearing one on Halloween, and have a chat with them - it's a "chat" kind of crush, you pervert! Unless of course YOU happen to have a Biden mask...........???????????????

[Kurovski]

24. I'm just expressing my jealousy.

Really, I wouldn't mind living next door to Sarah Palin. It would take at least 4-5 years before I got sick of her crap. Maybe even 6-7 years if her husband mowed the lawn with his shirt off.

But VP? No way, no how, etc.

Pervert you say? Your use of fifteen question marks constitutes an appalling perversion of grammatical rules. Any more than three is an outrage of filthy, contemptible savagery. The same goes for the ellipses.

If it weren't so shockingly abnormal, it might be arousing. It must be to some. I wouldn't know. I'm perfectly normal. I'm what they call "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" normal. I could be a character in the Bible, that's how good I am.

Now get cuttin' on programming those voting machines!

[Laurab]

25. All I have to say to YOU is:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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