Hey, where's Cheney?

[MorningGlow]

Dark Lord of the Sith's been AWOL recently. Why? Is he up to something in his underground lair or what? Seeing him on the tube is bad, but NOT seeing him for several weeks is worse... :scared:

[bdamomma]

1. when he is missing in action, something is going on.

he is in his web spinning another invasion.

[MorningGlow]

5. Exactly

It's quiet...TOO quiet...

[goforit]

13. Yes another mihop.

[Robbien]

2. He is supposed to be in Texas speaking in front of some environmental group

The irony. The man who has declared himself chief general on the war on the environment giving a speech promoting how well the Admin protects the environment.

[MorningGlow]

4. And at the end of his speech

he'll shoot a baby seal in the face, right?

Gawd, these thugs can't be gone from Washington fast enough. When Cheney kicks it, it's going to be like the end of the Burgermeister Meisterburger reign, and we'll all be able to get toys for Christmas again.

[TBF]

8. I'd prefer he lay off the animals and continue shooting his "friends"...

[polichick]

3. In sunny Dubai - where the long arm of the law can't reach him.

[MorningGlow]

6. There's nothing that pisses me off more

than the thought of these criminals hightailing it for their multibillion-dollar compounds in Dubai, Paraguay, Mars, wherever, instead of being dragged to the Hague.

[TBF]

7. Probably in his basement making some more of those Bin Laden videos...

it's close to the election so you know he's got to stir up something or another to scare people into voting for their ridiculous candidate.

[MorningGlow]

12. Winner!

I'll bet that's exactly what he's doing. Fear! Fear! Terra! :eyes:

[MidwestTransplant]

9. He went to the House just before the bailout bill on Monday. That didn't go over so well.

[skip fox]

10. He was spotted coming out of his "undisclosed location" this morning:

The Hooters in Newark!

[MadinMo]

11. Being embalmed?