the post turtle

[keroro gunsou]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a Post Turtle'".

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with".

[UndertheOcean]

1. smart !

[keroro gunsou]

2. stolen

actually. i saw it on one of my other message boards... author of joke is unknown at this time

[tavalon]

3. I used to use this one to describe Dubya

Of course, I stole it from Molly Ivins who likely stole it from ?................ It's an oldie but goodie from Texas.