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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:21 PM
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Palin Haiku

Palin! Shit! You know

it's scary what that uterus

might do to us
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:26 PM
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1. Frozen Northern Dame
Drank frosty cool aide quite fast

Talk brings bad brain freeze
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Tallison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:33 PM
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2. Elite bogeyman
Flying through the artic airspace

Threatening rednecks.
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Tallison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:36 PM
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4. Dupe
Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 07:36 PM by Tallison
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:34 PM
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ingac70 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:48 PM
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5. What is socialsim? n/t
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:50 PM
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6. I know this is hard for you, but it goes 5-7-5.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:57 PM
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7. ;)
Welcome to DU
Prove that you are one of us.
Pizza is warming.

;) Welcome to DU! :toast:

Palin is funny,
I adore those Python skits.
(Did you say "Michael"?)
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:06 PM
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13. Please, he can't count to 21 without taking his pants off.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 07:10 AM
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22. We should remind him that it needn't rhyme either...
n.t.
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davidthegnome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:08 PM
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14. Heh
Somehow I doubt anyone but a lurking freeper would bring socialism into this. In the view of self proclaimed conservatives (who conserve, well, nothing) we "libruls" are either socialists or communists. Somehow I find that an easier burden to bear than being an over-bearing self righteous zealot. Call me librul (or liberal, or pinkhead, or commie) any day.

Self righteous.. and apparently self impressed. Hail to the chief, enjoy the banstick.
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femmedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:20 PM
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18. delete--dupe.
Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 08:23 PM by femmedem
Clicked twice by mistake
Oops! Hate it when that happens.
How embarrassing.
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femmedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:20 PM
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19. You inspired me:
Terra! Terra! Fear!
Wealth distribution--oh noes!
Pizza delivery.
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:35 PM
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20. .
"The Big Chief?... Say what?
Granite pizzas, not so good
first bite, disappoints.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 07:08 AM
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21. No.. Apparently you cannot.
Edited on Wed Oct-01-08 07:09 AM by YOY
and your lack of ability is rather...shall we say...telling of your intelligence.
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peoli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:58 PM
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8. 5-7-5 baby. 5-7-5.
Total Disaster
Sarah Palin Makes Me Shit
Man And Dinosaur
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:59 PM
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9. Ode to Moose-olini
Everybody else
Turned poor John McCain down. So
Sarah stepped in it.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:01 PM
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10. Caribou Barbie/says "In what respect, Charlie?"/She's dumb as a stump.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:04 PM
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12. ...
:applause:
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:04 PM
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11. Blood and Guts Palin
Mediocrity embraced
Heaven help us all

Sarah Psychosis
America's dumbing down
Mission Accomplished

An arctic chill comes
I shiver in total fear
That red hot button
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SCRUBDASHRUB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:13 PM
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16. My haiku's called "Caribou Barbie"
Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 08:13 PM by SCRUBDASHRUB
Caribou Barbie
She's in way over her head
Thanks, but no thanks, Chuck
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 07:23 AM
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23. Hi Chuck! Your haiku
Edited on Wed Oct-01-08 07:24 AM by OmmmSweetOmmm
On Caribou Barbie rocks
Thank you and yes, thanks!
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femmedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:11 PM
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15. Putin! Wolf-hunting!
Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 08:15 PM by femmedem
She's, like, all mavericky.
Polls falling like leaves.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:15 PM
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