OK, I admit I haven't the slightest idea what will happen now.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

???

[RoyGBiv]

1. Cubs win ...

But tickets to the game cost $124,201.11 (for the bleacher seats), none of the networks can raise the financing necessary to broadcast it, and besides electricity is a thing of the past, so no one sees it.

World Hugh Series is then renamed Hell's Frozen Tundra.

[Virginia Dare]

2. Bush, Cheney and McCain have simultaneous massive strokes..

Sarah Palin becomes de facto leader of the Republican Party. Extreme chaos breaks out.

[ThomWV]

3. I think the Democratic Party was dealt a very bad blow today

I think that Republican numbers will go way up because of this and while this may sound nonsensical it will help McCain immensely. Look no matter how you feel about the Baleout you gotta believe that every Republican that voted against it has a strong contingency back at home that were having second thoughts about him or her who now will go ahead and vote for them. We lost seats on this one, not existing seats - or at least I hope not - but seats we would have taken.

[DeschutesRiver]

4. You forgot "ALL OF THE ABOVE"..ha. nt

[lunatica]

5. LOL!!!!

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[jane_pippin]

6. Cubs win. They haven't won since 1908. It's 2008. Oooh, creepy!

Surely this is just a ripple preceeding the Great Disturbance in the Force that will occur when they win and bring about the apocolypse. Because, since they're the cubs, even when they do something great they manage to somehow break your heart--in the case of the apocolypse, perhaps literally.



And I say this as a part of a family of cubs fans. :D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. All we need now is some fake Nostradamus verses

Two months after the lady from the snow comes
The troops of the infant bears have a vision
Lo and behold, their century of famine is coming to an end
As the effigies of dead kings flee the citizens of the Empire

[Demeter]

7. We Get Our Country, Constitution, Free and Fair Elections, Regulation and the Rest Back!

The FEC trashes Diebold and other machines of theft. The FFC reinstates the Fairness Policy.

All elections become publicly financed at the Federal level.

Impeachment Happens! Including the Supremes!

All our wishes for our nation come true.

And the boys and girls come home to stay.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. All of those are more probable than a Cubs world championship.

[JonLP24]

10. DU has some of the funniest people alive

Alot of the stuff I've been reading lately has been downright hilarious.

[OakCliffDem]

11. I don't know about Hugo Chavez having a sex change operation, but an invasion of Venezuela is real