How to become a conservative

[salinen]

It's really easy. Just follow these steps:

1. Run full speed, with head down, into a brick wall.
2. Be a champion for causes that hurt you. Cheer Halliburton on as they shove shit back up your asshole.
3. Denounce anything you cannot understand. Global climate change is too complicated for you.
4. All war is good. Death, distruction, war profitteering. It makes you feel powerful. Forget the reason or lack of reason.
5. Act idiotic. Use that conservative form of illogic while discussing anything.
6. Name call. Makes up for that unfortunate occurance in the sandbox.
7. Pray for violence. That's what Jesus would do.
8. Do not use your own brain. Rush, Hannity, and Coulter will provide you with sounds that you can spew later.
9. Drive an oversized vehicle. Don't forget the fish, "support the troops" and "W" 04 bumperstickers.
10. Become paranoid. Everybody not christian and white wants to harm you.

[EV_Ares]

1. Thanks that is great.

Would it be ok with you for me to borrow that for some friends of mine?

[salinen]

5. Sure.

[2008]

2. 11...

CHANGE THE SUBJECT when you find yourself unable to answer a point which contradicts your belief system

[salinen]

3. 12.

Gayness is a choice.

[juno jones]

4. Women are stupid....

...should be condesended to and always judged by appearance

[baldguy]

6. This one is especially poiniant when coming form a woman.

e.g.: Coulter or Schlafly