I can't has cheezburger.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

Nobody can has cheezburger ever again because teh cheezburger haz been levrijed to 1000x its akshual value with kredit default swaps end sumbudee defaultez on teh pickles. kthxbye.

[C_U_L8R]

1. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheezburgr today.

oh wait.. that's how we got into this mess

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

2. O hai I upgraded ur ekonomee! n/t

[Virginia Dare]

3. The good news is your cholesterol will go down with your 401(k)...n/t

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

6. Fortunately I have avoided these risky investments like "mutual funds" and "money market accounts."

I keep all of my retirement in plastics. That's where the real money is.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. ...

[racaulk]

5. I'll take comfort in the end times.

[notadmblnd]

7. I wish you had told me that before I went out and bought buns for dinner.

now what am I gonna have for dinner?

[rurallib]

8. Wish I could rec this 50 times

I think you have hit the exact feeling most have for the future.

[RagAss]

9. All my money is tied up in cash....

[XRubicon]

10. Are you friends with Randy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Nfe0JJks4&feature=PlayList&p=1DC2793C72BC9F00&index=1

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

12. No, but maybe I should be.

I've never seen that show before. Sweet Jesus.

[XRubicon]

14. The entire series is on youtube

Canadian cable show- Search "TPB central" on Youtube. It's a great show.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. ...

[PfcHammer]

13. Hide all your cash in the

litterbox out of sight of the IBs, MBAs, and rethugs.

[zippy890]

15. U can haz my morgajz bakked securaty

Dey dont taste good yuk.

:P