The Lord will call back Wall Street if it does not get 700 Bln. by midnight, tonight.

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:redbox:   Wall Street has ascended into a tower from which it can look out over the destruction to the American taxpa- No, to Wall Street.

:redbox:   Wall Street does not want harm to befall the American taxpayer.

:redbox:   But Wall Street can't be held responsible for what Wall Street does if American's don't fucking hand over the cash, Mmmmm 'kay?

:redbox:   Please send your prayers and bullion to: Wall Street, c/o Wall Street.

:redbox:   If Wall Street receives the cash, Wall Street will contact you to let you know how it's doing.

:redbox:   But don't bother Wall Street with stupid calls all hour of the day asking when the 700 Billion's going to fix things.

:redbox:   Wall Street will call you (or there'll be something on CNN about it) to let you know when the Angel of Death is passed.

Frequently Asked Questions: (FAQ)
Q: Ah my fucking gaaaaahh- if Wall Street doesn't get 700 Billion by midnight tonight- I'm going to lose my job! And I'm gonna TELL EVERYONE about it, because I can post anonymously on Internet message boards!

A: Thats' right. Let everyone know. If Wall Street doesn't get the money, many innocent people other than Wall Street may be harmed. No one wants this beautiful Labrador puppy to be tossed into a fire barrel down by the docks but if people don't take you seriously- you may lose your job and the puppy gets to dance in the flames. Wall Street is keeping all options on the table.

Q: Why won't our legislators just- goddamnit! JUST GIVE THEM THE MONEY NOW!

A: It is terrible, isn't it? If Wall Street hurts you and yours it's not Wall Street's fault- it's your fault! You made Wall Street angry and scared. The question is really why are YOU out to hurt Wall Street?

Q: The President came on and gave a really short adress a few nights ago that it was basically the financial end of the world? Why...why would he do something like that?

A: To heighten the importance of you needing to give Wall Street 700 Billion.

Q: We bailed out the Airline industry and they fucked us and ran off with the money! Why should we believe YOU, Wall Street?

A: How did this asshole get in? This is the END of question time!

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[seemslikeadream]

1. pig in a poke?

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3. Yep. BTW, love your sig pic! n/t

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[Naturyl]

2. K&R for pure win. (n/t)

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4. .

:)

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5. Kick!

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[ColbertWatcher]

6. Is Oral Roberts controlling this bailout plan? n/t

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7. That's how they're runnin' this one down...And they're going to keep rocking....

...the boat until they get what they want or they find themselves with their nose just above the water.

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[ColbertWatcher]

8. They will not be the ones who are drowning, we will be. n/t

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9. This 700 Bln dollar hostage crisis is one where I'm NOT negotiating with the terrorists.

I know they're going to do their worst, anyway.

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[ColbertWatcher]

10. Nicely put! n/t

[soulcore]

11. AMEN! n/t

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12. I'm reading alot of messages in other threads which basically say...

..."If we push them, Wall Street will hammer us. And they'll be ok and we'll go under." If it's battle they want, and I don't invoke it lightly, it's battle they're get. Once some of the Good Ole Boys start winding up in jail, maybe Wall Street will remember that the investors (and that, unwillingly or not, includes us the taxpayer now and esp. in the future) act as a counterbalance.

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13. The Lord has given Wall Street a reprieve- but you MUST ACT NOW! n/t

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[dgibby]

14. If you send the money as instructed,

you will receive,as evidence of our gratitude,a beautiful prayer cloth that has been blessed by Sec Paulson, Ben Bernake,and Alan Greenspan (High Holy of Holies).
Instructions for use: Place the cloth on your TeeVee while kneeling in front of your set. This action will, in no way, save your 401k, but it will keep you away from your computer and out of our hair, thus enabling us to continue to rape and pillage unencumbered. Hallelujah! All praise and honor to the Fed! AMEN and AMEN!