OMG! IT FAILED! NOW MY TAPES WON'T PLAY ON MY VCR!!!

[dailykoff]

Oh, what fools these mortals be!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. your matches won't lite,

your house keys won't turn, your iPod will erase all music, and no farmers will farm.

[Myrina]

2. Back to Beta and 8-tracks with you!!!

:evilgrin:

[Speck Tater]

3. OMG!!! I looked outside and the crows are flying backwards! NT

[angstlessk]

6. hell, I thought you said the cows are now flying backward..

I was wondering what kinda farm YOU had!!

[moodforaday]

13. Those weren't cows.

What you saw was pigs. They took wings at the precise moment Congress didn't give Bush and the transnational corps what they wanted, and instead stood up to the bullies and the blackmailers. The Dow drop has nothing on what the thermometers in Hell are doing right now.

[MindPilot]

4. It's Y2K all over again!!

AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

[Lost-in-FL]

5. OH NOZ!! My soda is flat!!

[underpants]

7. PALIN'S MICROPHONE WON'T WORK!!!

RUNN!!!!!!!!!

[DAGDA56]

8. No problem...you can buy new tapes and a new VCR...

...if you have cash! Oh, and better do it quickly.

[MiniMe]

9. That is pre-911 thinking. Everything has changed now

:rofl:

[Lint Head]

10. Oh no! My farts won't light!

[Naturyl]

11. I got Dutch Elm Disease

The bill failed and my goldfish jumped out of the bowl!

[rucky]

12. Here's a recipe for VHS Stew...

It's a little chewy, but if you use alot of deer-lick...