Sarah being "retooled" for debate.

[Contrary1]

"Retooled"
I can't come up with a more appropriate word to use.

Top McCain Aides Oversee Preparation After Recent Flubs

"The McCain campaign moved its top officials inside Gov. Sarah Palin's operation Sunday to prepare for what is certain to be the most important event of her vice-presidential campaign: her debate on Thursday with Democrat Joe Biden.

Additionally, at the urging of the Republican presidential nominee, Sen. John McCain, Gov. Palin will leave late Monday for his Arizona ranch to prepare for the high-stakes debate.

The moves follow several shaky performances by Gov. Palin last week and come amid concern and grumbling from Republicans, and even a few queries from her husband, Todd Palin, according to campaign operatives and Republican officials.

McCain campaign manager Rick Davis and senior adviser Steve Schmidt are planning to coach the candidate ahead of the debate, according to senior advisers. They traveled Sunday to meet the Republican vice-presidential nominee in Philadelphia. After her appearance with Sen. McCain at a rally in Columbus, Ohio, these top officials plan to fly with her on Monday to Sen. McCain's ranch in Sedona, Ariz., which they hope she will find a comforting place to prep, these people said..."

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122265784614384667.html

[LiberalHeart]

1. She's a tool, you say?

[Solly Mack]

2. New hair style? glasses? Get her to stop smacking her lips when speaking?

"even a few queries from her husband, Todd Palin" Awww...the good wifey is disappointing the king of the Wasilla castle


"which they hope she will find a comforting place to prep" Snicker

[underseasurveyor]

13. And GAWD how irritating.... her smarmy holy-than-thou lip smacking

Worse than nails on a chalkboard and it's SOOOO jr. high school.

[Solly Mack]

14. I know it works my last nerve

lol

[Subdivisions]

16. New hair style?

I was just thinking she will need a new hairstyle to conceal the earpiece.

[Solly Mack]

17. I wouldn't doubt it

[Mz Pip]

3. Retooled...

That pretty much says it all.

They will need to defragment her hard drive and add more memory. But I really doubt they have the time to re=write all of her programs.

[ITsec]

19. It will take more than reformatting...

She's running Dos 4.0 on an old Kaypro 8086, in a Windows XP/Vista multi-threaded world. She'll need a complete hardware replacement along with that new OS.

[Mz Pip]

26. So I guess

a new push-up bra won't be enough.

[louis-t]

4. Does anyone actually think she'll listen?

I get the impression she thinks she knows better than McCrooked's people.

[Warpy]

5. Of all the people on the planet I wouldn't want to be right now

Sarah Palin heads the list. I mean, can you imagine spending every waking hour having everything about you redesigned by Republicans?

There is no out for her. She honestly believes Jebus wants her to do all this so that she'll be the first Dominionist President and start Armageddon so Jebus will be kicked off his heavenly throne and forced to return to save her bony ass.

She's a prisoner of both her nuttiness and her essential incompetence.

[tblue]

6. Sarah is a FABULOUS debater. I fully expect her to blow Biden out of the water!

Sarah's SMART! Sarah's INTELLIGENT! Heck, Sarah's BRILLIANT! I have NEVER seen anyone as talented, eloquent, articulate, or erudite as Sarah! Sarah's a MASTERFUL debater!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Pass it on. Tell everyone you know Sarah is the best debater you have ever seen!

[Botany]

7. Going to send her to the old tool and die shop are ya'?

We got plenty sitting empty in Ohio.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

8. Time to put some lipstick on the pig...I mean pitbull.

[valerief]

9. Adding an aural implant maybe?

:shrug:

[Mandate My Ass]

10. I absolutely cannot wait for Thursday

:dunce:

[underpants]

12. "The Office" or that tragic comedy????

I can't decide yet

[Mandate My Ass]

18. It might be every bit as funny as The Office in its own twisted way

Thanks for reminding me to set my DVR. The Angela/Dwight thing had me rolling last week.

[Cheap_Trick]

21. She kinda reminds me of Michael Scott

Oblivious to how much of an ass she really is, thinking she's so cool.

[underpants]

24. Or his former wife

"she's bat shit crazy" from the last episode

[Cheap_Trick]

25. ....that's what she said......

:rofl:

[underpants]

11. They are leaking oil-can't frame three things at a time

Maybe they just need some more "Tucker"s on the staff

[volstork]

15. Retooled?

Like a new strap-on?

[Cheap_Trick]

20. When you say "retooled", this immediately came to mind.....

[magellan]

22. This reminds me of the "Married with Children" episode

...where Bud helps Kelly cram for a test until she knows the answers by heart, but other knowledge is sacrificed: she no longer recognizes the sound of the doorbell.

Ding-dong, Caribou Barbie!

[kestrel91316]

23. A hair and makeup and clothing makeover? I thought they had run

through just about every possible hairstyle for her over the past month..........they need to crop her and try something else.