If Sarah Palin's daughter 'gives birth" on Oct. 2, that's an excuse...

[CLG_News]

for bimbo Palin to not debate Joe Biden, right?

:rofl:

[Gato Moteado]

1. what if she gives birth right before election night?

will they try to suspend the elections?

[uppityperson]

2. That made me laugh. god I'm bad. eom

[Proud Liberal Dem]

3. Well she doesn't have to be anywhere particular for people to VOTE on Nov. 4

so, why?????

[Tribetime]

4. Then Joe can do a Town Hall, let her stay home

[CLG_News]

5. Yup! n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Having the baby could mess up the odd couple's wedding day.

When is the redneck and the moose hunter's daughter going to tie the knot, anyway?

Or are they waiting to use the baby as a flower girl or ring bearer?

[Jack Rabbit]

7. It would be terribly premature on October 2

The baby is due around Christmas, isn't it?

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. One would hope McPalin wouldn't induce early labor for Bristol

simply for political purposes...

No matter what is said about Palin here on DU, or elsewhere, it's clear she is THE worst VP choice ever made, and a very scary proposition should the Repugs again steal our nation and McCain dies in office.


I used to think that through activism, the Constitution, and all laws governing election of our public officials from the presidency on down, was enough to keep Democracy alive.
From Reagan through the ultimate deceit by BushCo/PNAC all of the above has been proved wrong.

I am scared for our nation, I find myself mentally apologizing to the world, and most of all, I am more angry in my life than I have ever been.

Nationally and globally, Barack Obama is desperately needed if democracy is to survive

[Jack Rabbit]

18. Palin usues her children as props

However, she wouldn't be so crass as to endanger the life of her grandchild to save her from almost certain embarrassment at the hands of Joe Biden.

[LiberalFighter]

21. It better not be born on Christmas. My bet? She's not pregnant!

[adamuu]

8. Best we can tell, captian, is that they are born pregnant

[CLG_News]

9. LOLOL!!!

That is a riot!

[adamuu]

14. heh.. .i've used this joke a couple times now. I guess thats okay

here on DU. :)

[TahitiNut]

12. (LOL!!)

Little virgin births. :rofl:

[CLG_News]

16. Um, let's be serious: Only Republicans can have virgin births.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. They reproduce at will

And, brother, have they got a lot of will.

:D

[TahitiNut]

17. Yup. It's not a lack of will-power; it's a lack of won't-power.

:evilgrin:

[TomClash]

10. The real question is - will she give birth in a manger? nt

[David Zephyr]

15. Well since she practiced abstension, then it must be an immaculate conception.

And yes, the manger would be appropriate. LOL.

[Berry Cool]

28. "Immaculate conception" does not mean what you think it means.

Too tired to go through the explanation, so I'll just leave it at that.

[beac]

19. I think Btristol may be a closet Democrat. After all, she already stood up

to her Mommy Dearest regarding the pre-RNC quickie wedding Palin tried to arrange. I have a feeling Bristol wouldn't stand for being part of another attempted scam.

Free Bristol! ;)

[bdamomma]

20. for some strange reason I feel that she is not going through with

this debate.

[eugeneliberal]

26. There will be some sort of crisis...

in Alaska on Wednesday and she'll have to rush home.

[cags]

22. No!!! Its no damn excuse people have babies without their mothers present every damn day

[Shandris]

23. I thought Bristol's pregnancy...

...was the result of evil democrats using witchcraft through the magnifying power of the liberal media?

[ThoughtCriminal]

24. If there are "Complications"

And anyone who rainses an eyebrow would be making an "Anti-family smear".
:eyes:

[ThoughtCriminal]

25. If there are "Complications"

And anyone who rainses an eyebrow would be making an "Anti-family smear".
:eyes:

[JackRiddler]

27. That would be premature by the announced timetable - six months