I Wonder If We Could Raise Money For A Suicide Mission?

[ThomWV]

It has occurred to me how to win the war in Iraq to the satisfaction of all concerned and in such a way as to facilitate a speedy exit of our troops from the country. It should be relatively inexpensive but it will entail having to hire someone for what may potentially be a suicide mission. Of course on the other hand it could also be the road to international fame and appreciation.

Here's what we do. We raise money and hire a sinister looking but destitute middle aged male Iraqi. We provide him with both a radio and an internet site so he can instantly give himself credibility as a leader of forces opposed to the American occupation. Sort of make himself sound like the leader of the bad guys, get a lot of international press. That should take a week or two, not so hard to do - Bush is always looking for a new enemy anyway.

Then we have him surrender. Just give up. Go to the green-zone, knock on the door, get the head General in front of him and lay down his sword. You win America! Its over. Now get your ass home.

What ya think?

[Democrat 4 Ever]

1. Well, it could certainly be a suicide mission, Chucklenuts and The Cabal

will have his ass shot and in an unmarked grave so fast he wouldn't have a chance to say a word. They want this war to go on forever and no one is going to keep them from the war profiteering for once single second. They have at least 115 more days to squeeze every dime out of our treasury and out of the blood and souls of our military. They will never allow anyone or anything to get in the way.