McCain's Left Eye Doesn't Look Well

[fascisthunter]

Did he have a stroke...

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[demwing]

1. Of Course Not. It Looks Left...

the right eye looks right. His eyes are double plus uncrossed.

[McCCain4retirment]

2. No,he's just ugly.

[Fridays Child]

3. I think some are speculating that it might indicate a metastasis of his skin cancer.

There's been some discussion of it here at DU, lately.

[rch35]

4. you dont have to worry til the right eye starts looking left.

[ChazII]

5. If he did,

he'd need to withdraw from the campaign. Wouldn't he??

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. I am sorry, but you are wrong.

that eye can only look to the right. like the rest of him,

and a good friend, who works with the best make-up artists in the world, says that McCain got botox'd and electro-stim'd to get rid of most of the cratering wrinkles.

the problem is that his sentences don't make sense.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

7. I'd like to help close the other with a swift roundhouse kick.

[Stinky The Clown]

8. He is ill.

He hasn't released his medical records. That eye's close to the site of his melanoma. Who knows if it has metastasized. He won't allow anyone to know his true health.

[Wendio]

9. I thought the same...

I noticed it about 2 days ago. I thought he had a stroke-the whole reason for the delay of the debate. Now that the debate is over-not so sure.

[kskiska]

10. They seemed to have it taped or glued up tonight

but as the night wore on it drooped more and more. Also, his makeup must have been done by a mortician.

[malaise]

16. You mean his $5,000 makeup?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/24/mccains-5000-makeup-will_n_128973.html
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So, John McCain has reportedly paid more than $5,500 to Tifanie White, the makeup artist who works on "American Idol," for similar cosmetic services. It is yet another incident of a politician -- regardless of ideological stripe -- coughing up a lot of money for the sake of good looks.

Obama or his aides need to find a way to tell American people what McPOW is spending on makeup.

[goddess40]

11. I thought it was side effects left over from his cancer surgeries

as is the enlarged left jaw.

[fascisthunter]

13. That may be right... I don't know really

It's sjust that his eyelid doesn't work in tandum with his other eye lid when he blinks. It looks as if the muscles around that eye are not operating well.

[roamer65]

12. Just wait until the next debate when it pops out of the socket...

LIVE...on your electric teevee.:evilgrin:

[lunatica]

14. relative to what other part of his body?

His face looks like petrified wood, his arms look like a badly made toy soldier pumping stiffly up and down with his hands perpetually splayed. He can't seem to turn his head to either side and he walks like his knees can barely bend anymore. What part of his body are you comparing it to?

I know this is something mean to say but he looks like he can't physically reach around to wipe his own ass anymore.

[lonestarnot]

15. Well I bet he doesn't feel well either.

[ihavenobias]

17. My GF noticed his eye instantly, without ever having had any speculation n/t