My neighbor asked me, "You're not gonna vote for the black guy, are ya?"

[Th1onein]

I told her, "You gotta be kidding. Of COURSE I am!"

We talked a bit about how it was insanity to do the same thing over and over again, and expect a different result; it was time for a change, etc. I don't know if I convinced her or not, but I'm going to work on her. She's originally from MS, so maybe she's just prejudiced; she's in her eighties.

[MichiganVote]

1. No, neighbor, I'm going to vote for the party that just sank our whole fucking economy...morons

[Swamp Rat]

2. Your not going to vote for that babbling brain fart, are you?

:D

[Warpy]

3. Tell her you're voting for his white half

which might be the most persuasive thing you can do with somebody that old from that part of the country.

[RC]

6. You mean the Irish half?

http://www.irishamericansforobama.com/

[TahitiNut]

4. The country has apparently developed a serious allergy to vanilla. Let's switch to chocolate.

For our health! :silly:

[eowyn_of_rohan]

5. no, I'm going to vote for that pasty-faced guy with the blob on his jaw

[Arugula Latte]

7. You know, I won't shed a tear when these old racists croak.