Best Freeper Meltdown EVER! From "angry capitolist" {sic}

[K8-EEE]

:rofl:

I think cool calm collected Obama has the Freeps a bit UNHINGED??

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2091261/posts

Obama is a thug molded and shaped by radical Marxist influences who have sought to use him as a means to gain control of everything I, and we, hold sacred. Forged in a psychological fire of irrational self loathing, Obama has become nothing more than a vehicle through which numerous anti-American forces seek to undermine the constitution and tear this Republic asunder. Is there no one who will listen to my cries? Am I shouting amongst a crown {sic} populated by the political deaf and dumb who stumble through life with one hand in my back pocket and the other extended in anxious anticipation for their next government check? Have those who we count as fellow citizens become so deluded by a mass media that functions as nothing more that an echo chamber for the various factions arrayed against out {sic} freedoms that they can not see the writing on the wall? Are the lies so soothing that they have lulled the populace into a hypnotic trance through which they are lead {sic} like lambs to the slaughter into a socialist nightmare? If so, then I want no more of it. I want to play no part in the unraveling of everything that our forefathers have struggled, fought, bled, and died for. I will disengage myself from any political discussion, activity, or philosophical argument and gladly sit here while Rome burns. If this is truly the case then again, the Republic Be Damned!!!

I AM THE ANGRY CAPITOLIST {sic} AND I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE

[fascisthunter]

1. mental

[LiberadorHugo]

2. The guy can't even spell capitalist?

And his ignorant ridicule of Marxism is somewhat comical: I know conservatives who use Marxian analysis and admit that it can be quite useful in certain contexts.

[billyoc]

8. They often substitute "Marxist" when the mean to say "Leninist".

One foreigner looks much the same as another to them. :rofl:

[Warren Stupidity]

15. No, he is a Capitolist.

[LSK]

21. .

:rofl:

[Tallison]

25. He's bummed the Soap got cancelled

[EOTE]

19. That's because he's a 'capitolist'.

He's not for free and unregulated markets, he just really likes learning about capitol cities.

[Canuckistanian]

3. Christ, what a Drama Queen

Buddy! Get a hobby!

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Guess that site doesn't have 'spell check'.

[The Straight Story]

46. Or they don't use firefox (which spellchecks on the fly for you)

:)

[SoCalDem]

72. Huh?? I have firefox, and it does not catch my typos..what am I missing ??

is it something I have to download??

[Maine-i-acs]

5. Can't wait for my 11/5 retorts:

- Obama won, get over it.

- If you hate America so much, move somewhere else!

[JNelson6563]

71. Or this:

Is God's great plan for us all to your liking? ;-)

[Xipe Totec]

6. shouting amongst a crown?

What a scholar!

[Tallison]

22. They're all starting to sound like Palin

Better off sticking to the tongues.

[malaise]

7. Not so dear Freeper

it is your King George who wants the $700 billion.

[Neshanic]

9. Wow. When does Fox news offer him a night slot?

[niyad]

10. why is this person running around without a keeper?

[OhioChick]

11. "CAPITOLIST?"

:rofl:

[Virginia Dare]

43. The guy likes capitols!...n/t

[codjh9]

59. Yes, 'one who lives in a capitol'. :^)

[Subdivisions]

12. Cool! Maybe an armada-load of them will choose to live on the other side

of our borders.

[billyoc]

13. "Is there no one who will listen to my cries?"

:spray: :rofl:

OMG, I'm choking! :rofl:

[EFerrari]

14. LOL! Yeah, Obama is a MARXIST!

Can Rob not afford a pocket dictionary for these poor people?

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

31. That's a HUGE RW meme . . . that he's a Marxist.

A U of Chicago guy is a Marxist. Yeah. That's some Moibus logic for you.

The rule is: Anyone using "Red Menace" smack in 2008 INSTANTLY fails in a Pythonesque 16-ton-weight-crushing manner. Reagan died in 2004, but the freepers are STILL hanging on to the "Evil Empire" rhetoric.

[EFerrari]

44. They don't know what "Marxist" means any more than they know

what "Christian" means.

My hope is that they will continue to devolve at the speed of meth and so soon be unable to attack either the English language or our senses ever again. :)

[racaulk]

16. LMAO!!!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

17. My, my, my............

Somebody's been reading his Ayn Rand comic books again, but holding them upside down.

That's not a hand in your pocket, honey.

That's not your pocket.....................

[Beausoleil]

18. Awww! No one is listening to his cries.

'Cause he's a raving IDIOT.

:dunce:

Well, we're listening. And laughing.

[Tallison]

20. Think he'll keep his promise and shut the fuck up?

And 'amongst a crown''? Puh-leeze; sounds like a term like Palin would pull out of her ass.

[Batgirl]

23. Delightfully bombastic, I give it 2 thumbs up!

This sentence alone is worth the price of admission and reminds me that the word "asunder" is sadly underutilized these days:

"Forged in a psychological fire of irrational self loathing, Obama has become nothing more than a vehicle through which numerous anti-American forces seek to undermine the constitution and tear this Republic asunder."

[skypilot]

37. Yes, however...

...something tells me that it probably took him the better part of a week to compose this thing. And he still spelled stuff wrong.

[Batgirl]

55. Yes, it's possible this was the result of several days' effort.

Although many artists speak of their greatest masterpieces just coming to them magically in their dreams. But in the end, all that matters is knowing how greatly enriched we all are for having read it.

[skypilot]

61. One of the responses over at FR:

Let me know if you have anything good to sell - cheap - before you leave.

They're not all bad over there.

[WritersBlock]

64. Absolutely brilliant find, Batgirl!!

I wonder how many of his other lines came from books he's got stashed away in his mommy's basement?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Gman]

24. Too eloquent for Bob Boudelang

but the same sentiments.

[Lex]

26. get the smelling salts

:eyes:

[tandot]

27. Capitolist??? Seems someone wrote a song about him: Capitolist Suck

Capitolist Suck
Capitolist Suck
Capitolist Suck

You can't tell your wants from needs
You buy America and do a good deed
Create a job, don't bite the hand that feeds

Capitolist Suck
Capitolist Suck
Capitolist Suck

All of your goals are the f**king same
As every other jerk in this stupid game
Your brains have been washed and hung out to dry
You don't doubt it and you don't know why

http://www.metrolyrics.com/capitolist-suck-lyrics-dri.html

[Renew Deal]

28. Sounds like stuff I read here from time to time.

Sometimes people get so fed up, depressed, and disillusioned. Unfortunately for this person, he is a deluded fool.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

29. Let this be a reminder to all of you:

Medication Compliance is an important part of probation and parole requirements.

[wryter2000]

30. Wow

He did everything but cast asparagus

[HughBeaumont]

32. Un-HTML me right the fuck NOW, JimRob!

SERIES!11!!!!!!!11!1!1!!!!!

[Carni]

33. *Holding the flag a little close to the bosom* that one...

I haven't heard anything that blustery, mellodramatic and stupid since Henry Hyde spewed his supposedly poignant bullshit during the impeachment lol

[Solly Mack]

34. Does that mean he has a fetish for capitol buildings?

Or is he angry about the aesthetics of his state capitol building? Capitol building in DC?

Oooh...he's angry at Congress and wants to harm the building?

Someone better call DHS.

[Fearless]

35. Remember to give him a little squeeze when you get in his back pocket...

[Catherine Vincent]

36. I am telling you if Obama wins this electrion a lot of heads will explode.

And it wouldn't be because he's a Democrat...it would be because he is Black.

[Brewman_Jax]

38. What a deluded idiot

the killer question for the Angry Capitolist would be: Eight years of Bush*, the guy voted for because you'd like to have a beer with him. So, how's that been working for ya?


Let 'em wrap their freeper brains around that.

[ellie]

39. What a douchebag.

We can only hope he shuts the fuck up.

[cottonseed]

40. PS, I've supported Bush for 8 long years. Sincerely, 28 percenter.

[dbonds]

41. He threw in every over used rw analogy ever catapolted at the left.

The bad part is these nuts actually believe this crap. Their view of the world is so limited, and black and white, that they don't really understand any of the issues. Just give them a key phrase to push a button and they react, but they don't understand.

[Virginia Dare]

42. He's suspending his freeperish "musings" until there is a deal!...n/t

[ncteechur]

45. He burned his thesaurus up, baby!

[Old and In the Way]

47. Time for a Patriot Action Plan!

Posted on 11/08/2006 9:23:55 PM PST by samadams2000

1)Hug your conservative wife and conservative children. Jettison all liberal or Rino leaning children. 2) Buy more firearms and ammunition 3) Buy bullion ( Silver rounds appear to be best value) 4) Turn off your TV. Ingest no media other than FR. 5) Rediscover yourself, not in a washed out hippie looking at your life's devastation way, but review your accomplishments. You are a valued member of FR society. 6) Obtain Crusade outfit/ Store 7) Buy a new American Flag 8) Read a book on the American revolution. Adams or Angle in the Whilwind. 9) Go to Barnes and Noble and take out all the subscription cards to Time and Newsweek and mail them in for processing. It costs them $4 to process each piece of litter. 10) Await The Call. Somebody important must step up and make it.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1735341/posts

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

70. "Jettison all liberal or Rino leaning children." Wow. That's family values fer ya. -nt

[JohnnyRingo]

48. They get so mad, because unlike liberals, they can't say they're moving to Canada

When they get upset over an election, they look around the globe and realize the only country that shares their views on social intolerence, justice, immigration, and national security are on the "Axis of Evil" list.

And even they don't want Freepers in their countries.

[onethatcares]

60. nope, he's gonna sit right there,

in his moms' basement till they have to call him twice for dinner.

Do you think he has a "capitol one" card in his wallet?:rofl:

[tanyev]

49. Speaking of irrational self-loathing...

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

50. This character lives in the place where the nuts hunt the squirrels

There are more psychopathologies contained in that one paragraph than Freud could count in a week. Nurse? Administer Thorazine every hour on the hour!

:wtf: :crazy:

"Dumb all over. A little ugly on the side...." - F. Zappa

[Alcibiades]

51. Are they all lobotomized?

"I will disengage myself from any political discussion, activity, or philosophical argument and gladly sit here while Rome burns."

I doubt very much that anything this fellow does can seriously be considered "political discussion" or "philosophical argument." The fact that he imagines that it does renders him all the more pathetic.

[codjh9]

69. YES - I think there's some damn factory that churns 'em out somewhere.

[nadinbrzezinski]

52. Read around this place... you'll find similar rants

no, not that obama is a marxist, but the let it burn crowd is not that different from this guy

Libertarians, I got mine screw you crowd, all of them

And another sigh the US is dead as a nation and it is now bout me, and not we

[pnorman]

53. A few choice quotes:

"In the mean time, by lots of guns while you still can and be ready for the citizens of the United States to have to defend the homeland."

"Four years of BHO will make for an outstanding environment for a real conservative revolution this country dearly needs."

pnorman

[K8-EEE]

62. "By {sic} lots of guns" , WTF

The unhinged moran {sic} gun nut thing is so creepy. What exactly is their after-election plan with all these guns? Hello, FBI, you should be monitoring Freeperville!

[adamuu]

54. The Capitol is a very nice building, to be sure, but

is it really substantial enough to base a whole philosophy upon?
:rofl:

[LeftinOH]

56. "Delilah.. fetch me mah smellin' salts... I'm ovahcome with the vapors...

that uppity elitist nigra's gonna desroy mah whole way o' lahf!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

57. Call the waaaambulance!

Somebody's off his meds. :crazy:

[codjh9]

58. What a fucking lunatic! Couldn't get past the first few sentences - but he's a THUG?

Talk about the opposite of the truth!!!!!

[AntiFascist]

63. That moran is a capitolist? He must support Bush n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

65. HE MEANS HE USES "CAPITOLIST" LETTERS - nm

[Name removed]

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[codjh9]

67. I'd like to tell him I've been JUST AS ANGRY during all the f-ing REPUBLICAN years,

and furthermore, everything he says is WRONG, DAMMIT, WRONG!!!

[hootinholler]

68. America Love it or leave it!

This marxist thing is so tiring and being pushed hard by the obstinate 30%.

-Hoot

[JDPriestly]

73. I disagree about Obama, but I agree about the FREEPER's

passion about the Constitution.

What I'm wondering is where this FREEPER has been for these past eight years. Hasn't he noticed that Bush has repeatedly trashed the Constitution?

Let's hope that FREEPER will start asking a few questions about who is most likely to protect his rights. Maybe it will dawn on him that, in an imperfect world, given the choices and McCain's 90% vote for Bush's anti-Constitutional agenda, Obama is more likely to protect HIS PROPERTY RIGHTS than McCain, the heir to Bush.

The mega-international corporations who are engineering the economic crisis and the assault on FREEPER's rights could care less about FREEPER. McCain and Bush are entirely in their pay. The Democrats are bad enough, but at least people like FREEPER and us have a little leverage over Obama.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

74. Notice how quickly they start hating America...

and advocating terrorism when Democrats win.