My friend from Sweden just sent me this in an email:

[marmar]

Sincerely man, WTF?!?


I responded:


FIIK. But save me some space in your apartment, and send me a Swedish to English dictionary and some asylum papers.

[madmax]

1. LOL n/t

[aquart]

2. Appropriate reactions from both of you.

[AllieB]

3. I really wish I had married that French exchange student in college now.

x(

[Vincardog]

4. No FIIK. But save ME some space in your apartment, and send ME a Swedish to English dictionary and

some asylum papers.

[Fuzz]

5. You know someone in another country? You commie!

[awoke_in_2003]

9. Commie hell.

That makes him qualified to be a VP :)

[Fuzz]

11. Nu uh, I bet you can't see it from your back yard!

[awoke_in_2003]

14. This is true

Got a bit of a drive to get to Mexico. But currently, we have two Canadians here doing contract work, we are owned by a Dutch company, and the cleaning guy (whom I talk to a lot) is from Mexico. I am also a guy that a lot of people would like to have a beer with. Shit, I am calling Obama- he needs to drop Biden and pick me to one-up McCain :)

[Fuzz]

15. Damn! You're qualified to be the Ambassador to the UN then!

Git r done, or something like that.

[awoke_in_2003]

17. Oh, I forgot one...

My best friends family came to the US from Germany when he was 10. I am so in.

[Window]

6. Too funny.

[DCKit]

7. Searching "smuggling cash across the border" now. n/t

[BrklynLiberal]

8. My sister may have a job in Canada. I told her that if things don't turn out as I had hoped,

I might join her.
I truly hope that never happens...but if we cannot do this now, I am frightened that this country will be lost for a very long time...

[awoke_in_2003]

10. "I truly hope that never happens"

Me too, but I am keeping options open. I have a 7 year old son, so if things don't look good 8 years from now I may bail. I will not let him go fight a war to make a few assholes rich.

[Gold Metal Flake]

12. Lots of mad hot rodders over there.

Build a pile of good, rust-free vintage car body parts around yourself and they will ship yer ass over there for free.

[marmar]

19. Plenty of vintage car parts in Michigan.....

So that won't be a problem.

[MrMickeysMom]

13. Hmmph... Sweed lover...

I'll bet you pay more for Swedish asylum papers, but at least they're not levered out the ass.

[Berry Cool]

16. marmar, I hope you like ABBA. A lot.

[marmar]

18. I can fake it.....and Ace of Base ROCKS!!!

I do own quite a bit of IKEA stuff, tho.