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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 12:01 PM
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in a queen palin administration.......
tongues will be the official language of the united states

judicial system will revert back to "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"

adultresses will be stoned to death and the stonings will be broadcast live on fox news

those at the bottom rungs of the economy will be converted to slaves



post other changes that will occur when palin assumes power from a dottering, feeble john mccain sometime in early 2009.

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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 12:02 PM
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1. Free Viagra? (A reprise of "Free Willy"?)
Edited on Wed Sep-24-08 12:03 PM by TahitiNut
:evilgrin:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 12:04 PM
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2. I thought the Constitution would be returned to its original Latin ...
so nobody could read it ...
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hamsterjill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 12:06 PM
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3. Teen pregnancy
Teen pregnancy will skyrocket because there will be NO sex education whatsoever.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 12:14 PM
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4. and the pregnant teens will be stoned to death.....
....except for bristol palin of course. she will give birth to the next generation of kings and queens.
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hamsterjill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 02:30 PM
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6. Yes, you're right!
Those "other" teens will be declared wicked and banished outside the city walls for stoning, while the Palin daughters repopulate the earth.

All in a day's work, of course. After all, God is on THEIR side, right??? (Sarcasm, of course)
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 12:17 PM
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5. All men named Charlie will be banned.
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