Landover Baptist says it best - why not to vote for McCain

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4389

MEET JOHN MCCAIN
Supports a HUNDRED YEAR CRUSADE!
Q: President Bush has talked about our staying in Iraq for 50 years — ” interupted by McCain: “Make it a hundred.”
His spiritual guide says American was founded for the purpose of conquering the Islamic world:



Has the courage to stand up against the yellow peril: “I hate the gooks, and I will hate them for as long as I live . . . and you can quote me.” -John McCain (source)
Agrees that Hillary Clinton is a "Bitch". Video here
Bush's favorite Candidate: Bush even wanted him for Vice President:


Proud to be endorsed by Pastor John Hagee! "All I can tell you is I'm very proud to have pastor Hagee's support." - John McCain.


ENDORSED BY SAM BROWNBACK: "Perhaps more than anyone, the person responsible for John McCain’s turnabout is Kansas Senator Sam Brownback, the evangelical-turned-Catholic religious conservative who endorsed McCain shortly after ending his own presidential campaign in October." (Source)
Rated 0% by the ACLU and 83% by the Christian Coalition.
Rated 100% by the CATO Institute, and rated 15% by the AFL-CIO.
Support's Bush's social security plan
Supports Intelligent Design (source)
Warantless Wiretapping:
From ABC's "This Week" - "The president, I think, has the right to do this." - John McCain
Supports Bush's idea to sell our seaports to Dubai:
Dubia "should have control of some of our terminals" because "it's freer than China..." (Hey, he hates gooks, remember!) (Source)
Voted to impeach Bill Clinton. TWICE!
"Mr. Chief Justice, I intend to vote to convict the President of the United States on both articles of impeachment" - John McCain (Source)
Tough on Blacks:
"I voted against the recognition of Dr. Martin Luther King" --John McCain
Confederate Flag: "Personally, I see the flag as symbol of heritage" --John McCain
National Voter Registration Act: Voted against. Agrees with us that too many people are voting. (Source)
Hates France so much he supports renaming "French Fries"
"If you want to call them freedom fries, that's fine with me" -John McCain (Source)

Misc. Quotes:

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." - John McCain (source)

MEET SARAH PALIN

READY TO LEAD ON DAY ONE

While we obviously don't have to worry about John McCain dieing or being unable to preform his duties due to ill health, it's still reassuring to know that, a heart-beat away from the presidency, is someone with a world of experience. Sarah Palin was elected governor in 2006, meaning she has at least a year of experience, and also has many years of experience serving as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska (population 8,471).





TRUE CONSERVATIVE
Is a member of a secessionist party whose goal is to secede from the USA.
She was a campaign activist for Bat Buchanan. Read why Sarah Palin likes Pat Buchanan.
Supports censorship of library books.
Is a member of "Feminists for Life", an organization that opposes all forms of birth-control!
Made rape-victims pay up to $1,200 for their own justice.
CREATIONISM, aka the "Adam's Rib Theory".


Sarah Palin supports teaching the Adam's Rib Theory in public schools.

ABORTION

Gov. Palin has been described as an anti-abortion 'zealot' who believes that the victims of rape and incest should be subjugated by law to forced pregnancy and required to give birth to their assailant's child, as the Bible commands. Sarah Palin is a woman who is willing to sentence a woman to prison if she refused to give birth to the child of a man who raped her.

And of course she opposes stem-cell research.

SOLIDLY MIDDLE-CLASS

Owns 3 houses, just like most middle-class people. Note for liberals: she can't be attacked for not knowing how many houses she owns!

FISCAL POLICY

By choosing a Governor of Alaska as his running mate, John McCain clearly states that his youthful flirtation with "anti-pork spending" communism are long behind him.

Alaska has the second highest federal spending-to-tax ratios, at 1.89: that means for every dollar Alaska pays in taxes, it gets almost two dollars from the federal govenment. Clearly Alaskan politicians are fiscal geniuses and Mayor Palin is the best of them. With an Alaskan Vice-President, we'll be able to mooch enough government cheese from the United Nations to pay off the National Debt.

For an example of how Alaskans do it, see the 315,000,000 dollar "Bridge to nowhere", as long as the Golden Gate Bridge, which will be built to link a town with a population of 7,000 to a village of 50.

Sarah Palin was a supporter of the bridge, only changing her mind when the Federal Government refused to pay for it.



No doubt when she's Vice President, we will see this shining example of progress being built:



CHARACTER

Compassionate conservative catfighter: Listen to Sarah Palin's agreeing laughter as a radio host talks about the Alaskan State Senate President, a cancer-survivor from Palin's hometown:





At the end of the host calling her a "cancer", twice, calling her a "bitch", calling her a bad mother, and making fun of her weight, the host ends the conversation offering to visit Palin.

How does Palin respond? "I'd be honored to have you." (She later returned to the show, with John McCain himself - just yesterday.)

It's going to be great fun watching our Vice President cat-fighting with other world leaders like Benizir Bhutto and that chick who's president of Argentina. MEOW! SCATCH! HISS! "Take that you fat bitch!"

WHAT THIS CHOICE TELLS US ABOUT MCCAIN:

FIrst, McCain is an expert at making quick decisions: McCain and Palin met for the first time last February at a National Governors Association meeting in Washington. Then, they spoke again — by phone — on Sunday while she was at the Alaska state fair and he was at home in Arizona.

Secondly, McCain is a strategic genius, in that he knows women are so stupid they will vote for a cat-fighting, Buchanan-voting, anti-abortion Adams-Rib Theorist all in the name of having a vice-president with a vagina.