Bush Math (add a Bush Math equation)

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Bush Math, or Blair Math as it is also known, is a theorem from the New Math school of thinking, which is named after the evil sorcerers George Hairy Bush and Tony Blair, who developed the theory with the help of popular new mathematician Prof. George Muller. Bush Math was first used in the year 2003 to justify entering the mystical kingdom of Qari to steal the large supplies of pixie dust which resided there. Bush Math is the process of showing that a contradictory statement is true, that one fact is equal to the opposite fact, that the moon is tetragonal, that the sky is green and that black is white.

An Old Maths supporter usually referred to as a liberal, bleeding heart, or America hater uncovers the dubious technique used to combine the two contradictory statements and publishes the findings on an unknown website or an obscure left wing current affairs magazine that nobody reads.

Examples of Bush Math Equations and Their Old Math Equivalents
Black=white - black=black or white=white
Sky=green - sky=blue
Circle=square - circle=circle or square=square
Circle=those funny shapes that go round - circle=circle
Happy=sad - happy=happy or sad=sad
Lie=truth - lie=lie or truth=truth
Bush=true - Bush=bullshit
Blair=true - Blair=bullshit
Iraq=WMD - Iraq=harmless, well, except for that point about 15 years ago when they launched scuds at Israel, but that doesn't count.
Cheney=human - Cheney=android
Dick=Cheney - dickless=Cheney
Evolution = false - Evolution=Respectable Theory
Intelligent Design= Respectable Theory - Intelligent design = George Bush's kindergarten finger paintings
Dubya=clever, reasonable human being - Dubya=idiot
9/11=Invade Iraq - 9/11=0.81818

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bush_Math

We have all unwittingly become masters of Bush Math.:yoiks:

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1. And of course, McCain/Palin = somehow different from Bush/Cheney

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2. Yes, so many have learned it that way

environmentalist=kook; environmentalist=responsible citizen
mission accomplished=continued war; mission accomplished=war over