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tannybogus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 06:57 AM
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A Simplified Bible - One Page

So let it be written, so let it be done.

This was from a contest - Simplicity. The other entries are great.
The world is a fairly complicated place, and this can make life pretty stressful. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that the world is needlessly complicated. I'm sure the IRS makes tax forms so hard to understand just to annoy us! Coding computer programs is probably mostly gobbledegook to make those nerds look cleverer than they really are. And do pianos really need all those keys? I've never seen any pianist use all the keys, I'm sure most of them are just for show to make it seem harder than it really is.

In this contest we want you to show us a world where life is much simpler. A world where the tax form simply says "Write down what you earned, move the decimal point one place to the left and then send that to us. Thanks!" A world where internet search engines just have a button which says "Find awesome stuff." A world where a fighter jet's control panel just has a steering wheel and a button marked "Blow stuff up" and pianos only have three keys, such as in the themepost by cheade.


Wouldn't it be nice to have a happy button, to make all our problems go away

http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=20629&display=photoshop&page=5000#entries
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