Palinnochio :)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Sarah Palin Lies – To the tune of Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes

It’s something to behold, how she must disguise
More than her soul’s been sold, see how Sarah Palin lies
She turns the fundies on, easy fooling them twice
Prepare for knee-deep snow, see how Sarah Palin lies

And she’ll fleece you, oil lease you
She’ll Morality Police you
Pro secession, and regression
Got pork barrel cash obsession
But her affairs we dare not scrutinize
See how Sarah Palin lies

She may not speak in tongues, tho hers is forked just right
Un-Solomon her songs, see how Sarah Palin lies
Three star promotion for you, deny you criticized
Amnesia will do, see how Sarah Palin lies

Her Aleutians and confusions
Constantly seeks retribution
This non-thrilla from Wasilla
The 900 pound gorilla
Dobson blessed you say goodbye
See how Sarah Palin lies

Her religion, nowhere bridgin
Embellish just a smidgeon
Close to Russia, don't past muster
Or I could rule King of Prussia
Dobson blessed you say goodbye
See how Sarah Palin lies

[zeemike]

1. :-) that was lots of fun...n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. Had a blast writing it zeemike, thank you :)

:hi:

[annabanana]

3. "Her Aleutians and confusions"

hee hee

There really ought to be an album of your parodies. (Multiple artists)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Songs in the key of EEK ;)

:hi: :loveya: Thank you anna :D

[malaise]

4. Excellent

and very funny
:rofl:

K & R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. mornin' malaise and thank you

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[malaise]

7. Good morning my friend

:hi: :hug:

[Divernan]

8. I loved: "And she'll fleece you, oil lease you, morality police you."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Ah gwon ;)

Thanks Divernan :)

Wish you could've seen the grin as it came to me :D

[WillyT]

10. Thank You For My Morning Smile !!!

K & R !!!

:bounce::hi::bounce:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. My pleasure Cousin :)

Hiya WillyT! :hi: :pals: :toast:

[babylonsister]

12. LOL! How timely! Another great one! nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. Bless your heart Sis, thank you

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[smokey nj]

13. Bravo!

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. smokey!!

Pass this along to the guys in the Nova chatroom please?

If they want to have a go at it, they have my blessing.

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

14. McGepetto?

:shrug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. I think his strings are being pulled as much as hers are RIF n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

15. Wow, my friend, this is so well done! K&R.

(It helps that I remember the original song, LOL.) But yours is brilliant, hits all the points and is very clever. You need to go to work for the Obama campaign... :yourock:

Rhi:hi::hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. If they'd have me, they'd have my sympathy as well ;)

Hi Rhiannon hun!! :hug:

This one demanded to be done and done again. I wasn't really sure it was right when I posted it. The awesome replies have put most of the to rest :rofl:

Thank you so much :hi: :loveya:

[Rhiannon12866]

63. SCE, this is just excellent. Take my world for it.

For sure, this belongs on the DU Greatest Page, but I think that Obama could really use your creative mind. I got scared after watching Bill Maher last night, but I always think we'll inevitably win. Naive me... And just my IMHO...:shrug:

Keep up the good work, my friend. We surely need intelligent people on our side, but also the most creative. You've got it in one...:applause:

Jackie send regards to Daisy... :-)

Rhi :hi:

[Lars39]

16. "This non-thrilla from Wasilla..."

:rofl: Very good, SCE! First thing I've read on DU this morning...really sets the tone for the day. :D :hi:

(on edit: I'm trying to ignore the 911 stuff...not healthy to get sucked into the right wing drama.)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. Hi Lars!!!

Set my tone as well, yesterday was one nephew's 10th birthday, and today is my oldest nephew's. I always think of him and his younger brother today. He worked in NYC, but called in sick that morning. We didn't find out he was OK until 8 or 9 that night.

That's the memory I'll always have of the day. Waiting on news that he was alive.

:hug: :loveya:

[lonestarnot]

17. OMG that nose!

Wooden figure too! No answeree anything! K & R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. Thank you lonestartnot, she fits it so well.

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[hisownpetard]

18. A+. Really well done, Salm!

:yourock:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

33. I'm really glad it came out so well, I had my doubts lol

Even at posting time. The last verse was done on the fly at 6 AM, my brain still hurts :rofl:

Thank you hisownpetard :hi :hug: :loveya:

[hisownpetard]

44. My favorite part:

And she’ll fleece you, oil lease you
She’ll Morality Police you
Pro secession, and regression
Got pork barrel cash obsession
But her affairs we dare not scrutinize
See how Sarah Palin lies
--------------------

You have a great ear
for meter and rhyme.
I like what I hear
and think you're sublime!


:hi: :loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

50. Versed praise from a true DU Goddess

How does it get better, I asks ya?

Once it starts fitting and I get that grin on, it's all over but the shouting.

:hug: :blush: :loveya:

[ailsagirl]

19. Salmon!! Great lyrics... how ya doin'??

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. hi ailsagirl! all is calm, remain well

:silly: :hi: :hug:

Thank ya hun, all seems quiet here, has for the last few weeks.

And thee, madam?

[ailsagirl]

54. anything but quiet-- I've stopped watching the news since this

palin person has hit instant stardom. It all makes my mind spin!!

:hi: :scared:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

57. I see Shiny Keys coupled with the kissing of the fundie ring.

Anything to distract, and anything to secure the base.

Aside from that, all I see is pure Comedy Gold :rofl:

[ailsagirl]

62. Thanks, Salmon... I needed that

:toast:

[nuxvomica]

20. These just keep getting better

"nowhere bridgin". Ha! A delight to both the ear and my political sensibilities. And that ain't easy to do. Bravo! :D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. hiyas nux!! Merci mon frer :)

Hopeflly someone with a mike and youtube feels like making a mess of this :)

:hi: :pals: :hug: :loveya:

[Just-plain-Kathy]

21. Excellent!!

K&R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. Thank you Just-plain-Kathy

:D :blush:

[BigBearJohn]

22. Bravo! K/R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

39. Mon ami BBJ

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[EFerrari]

23. LOL!

:applause:

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

40. :)

sfexpat :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

thankya luv :D

[Bluebear]

24. 'This non-thrilla from Wasilla' - dude, these should be produced and on the air!

[JuniperLea]

41. Brilliant idea!

They should be produced and sold in support of Obama:)

I'm betting the writers of the original works would allow it too. You know, those damn liberal entertainers;)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

42. Anyone who wishes to has an open invite Blue

Just use this screen name in the credits is all :)

Holmes :hi: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[David Zephyr]

25. Someone should put it on youtube with music and graphics.

:thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

43. See reply #42

I know I lack the techie skills DZ, and anyone game to take a whack at it has my blessing.

Just gimme a writer's credit k :D

[Pastiche423]

59. I SO agree!

Any DUers w/singing and musical abilities, I beg you to make a video out of these fantastic lyrics and credit the brilliant writer, SalmonChantedEvening!

PLEASE!!!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[MzNov]

26. Dude, can I have the first copy of your collection

when it gets published? :rofl:

No kidding! Get thee to a NY publisher. Maybe you could call it Salmon's Election Collection.

Love ya ta pieces!

:hi: :hug:

:loveya: :toast:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

45. MsN!!! Dahlink!!

Love ya too Lady :hug: :loveya: :hug:

I'm just glad this one turned out as well as y'all think it did, I was sweating it :rofl:

Dear Mad Magazine: Corrupt me further and publish this BAHAHAHAHAHA

[MzNov]

46. When you disappear for days....... I know something really good is coming

you're holed up in your "study" with pen and paper creating another masterpeace!

:rofl: :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

49. "study"

BAHAHA cave says it better.

The last 2 nights ended before 8, been feeling a tad tired, and the rest was compulsory.

:justgottahugyalotsmooch: :P

[JuniperLea]

35. This is truly inspired!

You've done it again! Always enjoy your parodies.

How long did this take you?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

47. HiJuniperx!!

The hook hit me tuesday morning and it took me two days to write it, not counting the last four 'king of prussia' lines, which I did this morning.

It always varies, some if them have been written in hours, some sit for weeks, ya never know :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals: Thank you so :)

[JuniperLea]

38. I always think of this album when I see your name:)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

48. Saw them live once

The Godzilla drum solo. Just wow. :D:D:D:D:D

[JuniperLea]

51. I've lost count...

I started going to their shows in 1973 or so... I actually followed their west coast tour a few times, seeing them night after night after night.

Donald "Buck Dharma" Roser is so underrated! He's still one of my all time favorite guitarists.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

52. Lucky for me, I only saw them once...

Or I woulda lost count at 3.

Ah the 70's. I hear tell I had a good time :rofl:

[JuniperLea]

53. From what I remember...

Yes, yes it was:)

[radfringe]

55. enjoy

[SalmonChantedEvening]

56. LMAO!!!!!!!

Thank you radfringe, that's excellent :)

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[radfringe]

58. you're welcome

it was a quickie gif, I'm going to try to work on a better one this weekend

[pleah]

60. K&R Thank you.

:)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

61. My pleasure :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

64. You've forever spoiled one of my favorite songs

:P at least you did it marvelously.


:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

65. Damn me!!

Then I must apologize more marvelously (lookout, he's gonna grovel!!!)

:rofl:

How's you Viva, haven't seen ya for a bit :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

66. I'm good, been busy, busy...

things will slow down for me soon, and I'll be able to play with you guys more often. :)