So when is the baby daddy going to make an honest woman out of Bristol?

[TNDemo]

At least that is what they used to call it. When is the wedding?

[Ian David]

1. First, they're gonna see how many times Bristol has to "fall" down the stairs. n/t

[Kutjara]

4. Well, she's pretty likely to, after all...

...the gin they've been making her drink while sitting in hot baths.

[mitchum]

2. Whenever they can book Ted Nugent for the reception

[mitchum]

5. After Wrestlemania season is over

[Curtland1015]

3. OMG! Sexist! :P

She's not dishonorable just because she's a girl!

Lipstick!

Youtube!

All over Virginia!

:+ :+ :+ :+ :+

[cobalt1999]

6. Waiting to see how the election turns out.

If McCain/Palin lose, that boy is gone so fast it'll make your head spin.

[JeffR]

9. I think you're right.

:)

[TNDemo]

11. I wonder how much pressure he is under?

I heard Sarah tried to get them to get married earlier and it didn't happen.

[cobalt1999]

15. If they win; he's really screwed.

Sarah will have him in the military and sent off to the most dangerous part of Iraq immediately. I doubt the Palins want him hanging around.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. Hint: He'll be singing soprano if he crosses Caribou Barbie again

[Gin]

12. Momma pit bull will marry them at the Walmart

g

[R. P. McMurphy]

18. Such Cynicism!

You know it's true love. :sarcasm:

[Bluebear]

7. Patience, they're still picking out their camoflauge patterns.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Yes, chosing the proper gauge shotgun takes time and thought too.

No need to be hasty with such a joyous occasion at hand. -

[mitchum]

17. LMAO!!!

that really is one of the funniest things ever posted here
nicely done :)

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Does anyone think for one second Mr. F*****g Redneck would marry her

if it wasn't for Caribou Barbie's current position?

Not a prayer. None.

[NV Whino]

10. They're holding out for a White House wedding.

... or would that be Naval Observatory wedding?

[kayell]

13. Let's hope never. Forced marriage of teenagers will lead to nothing good

Divorce, child abuse, spousal abuse, child neglect, general overall family horrors. I seriously feel for those kids, no matter how annoying they may be - all kids that age have the right to make mistakes. This will make them pay for them for the rest of their lives. And all for political power games.