I went to Freeperland so you didn't have to

[MadrasT]

Today's thread about DU:

"Funny Thing about Democratic Underground"
9-10-08 | Shenandoah
Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 1:03:00 PM by Shenandoah

I was just over on the Democratic Underground site to see what they might be saying about Sarah Paulin, and I noticed something very peculiar about the people who post there - they don't post complete thoughts. I went through thread after thread, and they were all alike. I had logged on there hoping to read some provocative commentary and to get a feel for what hard-core leftists are thinking, but I couldn't find any posts of any substance - no insightful or well-thought out comments. For the most part, people there just type a little blurb in the heading of their post, but don't follow up with any written statements. If you're lucky, you might find a smiley face or a LOL in the body of their posts, but not much more. Why does the term shallow come to mind?

The kicker - the OP spelled PALIN wrong! :rofl:

I actually wanted to watch them watching us:

Did you see the hoopla that some big piece of Mccain scandal was going to break today ? Something about prescription drugs and the Washington Post.

9 posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 1:07:32 PM by Eddeche

:rofl:

[C_U_L8R]

1. They obviously don't realize we're all telecommunicating

through our smiley faced avatars.. :-)

[ourbluenation]

34. +

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

2. Blurb

:)

[Bluebear]

3. "Paulin"! LMAO!

[madinmaryland]

4. McCain scandal??

[Patsy Stone]

5. Project X

is proceeding as planned.

[Hugin]

15. Psst....

Double Ultimatum Montage Blowfish Antelope Single Serving Eucalyptus Sulfur

:) :) :) :o :o :o :) :) :)

Code sign: Papa Bear

[Patsy Stone]

33. When the crow flies

Virginia and eBay happy dance.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. Am I a "hard-core leftist"?

Because, up 'til now, I've only been a hard-core porn star.

It would be nice to multi-task.

[JaneQPublic]

16. LOL! (minus the blurb) (nt)

[AldebTX]

7. Spelling has Never been A Republican Strong Suit

That's because they type with their gut.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. Uh, you might want to edit that

You mean "they type with their gut," right?
:toast:

[zbdent]

20. I type with my gut ... see?

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[Tangerine LaBamba]

35. You GOT me!

Thanks for that GREAT BIG LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!

[lonestarnot]

8. Oh are they just a thrill a second.

:puke:

[MadrasT]

9. Here's another funny one - actual freeper post:

I WENT TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND ONCE!!!! I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED BY ALL THE RANTING!!!! UPPERCASE POSTS, A LOT OF F***ING PROFANITY, AND MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS AT THE END OF EVERY INCOHERENT THOUGHT!!!! CAN YOU TELL HOW OUTRAGED I AM?!!!! BUSH SUCKS!!!! THE WORLD HATES US!!! CHE GUAVERA!!!! F**K!!!!

24 posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 1:14:53 PM by highimpact

Apparently they don't "get" that we are making fun of ourselves in those threads. Which makes them so much funnier.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Critters2]

25. Umm...misspelled "Guevara".

Just sayin'.

[MadrasT]

30. THE WORLD HATES US!!! CHE GUAVERA!!!! F**K!!!!

:rofl:

[LaurenG]

10. Would they recognize a complete thought if it bit them in the butt?

:shrug:

[TwilightGardener]

11. LOL!

:rofl:

[NavyDavy]

13. are they even still around? I thought they were shut down, wishful

thinking I guess

[Curtland1015]

14. Oh God, that is hilarious!

Oh and...

:stupid smiley face:

[snooper2]

17. Hey Freepers reading this

A big FU from the big D - :rofl: :rofl: oh, and it's Wed. so don't forget your shower :rofl:

[JaneQPublic]

18. "Brevity is the soul of wit." (nt)

[Dukkha]

19. they are really "apaulin" over there

[daggahead]

21. Oh come on!

Is it Sarah Paulin or Sarah Pawlenty?

[Contrary1]

22. “Where are all the comments?!?!”

I know exactly what you mean. It was to the point where I thought I wasn’t logged in properly — I kept saying “Where are all the comments?!?!” — then I realized, it was just pages of one-liners, and the same one-liners over and over again. DUmmies like the smell of their own farts, I guess.

13 posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 1:08:18 PM by workerbee (Sarah Palin's very existence is a threat to the Left.)

And a bonus howler:

"See, when facts don't back up your possition (ever) you tend to get used to arguing without them."

[daggahead]

23. I signed up for Freeper Creepers ...

I made two factual comments and my posting privilege was revoked.

Low tolerance for the truth over there.

[Critters2]

27. The great protectors of freedom read every single post before letting it go online.

Truth is scary and might hurt the little freepers.

[Critters2]

24. It's the nuance thing. Repugs have trouble following it.

We must speak slowly and in full sentences.

[Hugin]

26. Talk loud too.

:)

[Critters2]

29. Oh, yeah. There's that. :) nt

[bdamomma]

28. hey don't they realize we are speaking in tongue?

[Greyhound]

31. Ringo dawn, the baby is delivering the pizza.

Left field foul. Crack down fig newton 13:30.

Stand by.

[Hugin]

32. Hold Armpit Hankie Apple111

14:00 Pygmalion Zorro


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