Where can I find out if the collider destroyed the planet?

[LeftHander]

Is there a website on the status of the world?

I mean we could of been teleported into a parallel universe and not even know it.

or weird pan-dimensional creatures could be sucking out European's brains right now.

I am scared.

[greguganus]

1. Will me all your prize possessions and I will tell you the location of the black hole. n/t

[Eurobabe]

2. It didn't. My brains are still in Germany.

However, there was an earthquake in Iran. :shrug:

[Solly Mack]

3. There's a weird pan-dimensional creature outside my window as I type

He wants to borrow some sugar

[Sabriel]

7. That's me, and I'm a she.

And I need to borrow latinum, not sugar. Geez.

[Solly Mack]

9. Persnickety alien...sheesh

:P

[L. Coyote]

4. I'm watching the ocean. Not boiling yet. Whales still mating.

WHEW!! rofl:

[shadowknows69]

24. Eww you watch whales mate?

[MrCoffee]

5. Pan-dimensional creatures are not "weird", just different.

Hater.

[Brotherjohn]

13. Ahem, the PC term is "differently-dimensioned". (nt)

[Growler]

35. lol!

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

40. Funny , they call US "hyperdimensionally challenged"

They teach their kids not to laugh at us.

[dysfunctional press]

6. they're still in the calibrating phase- it'll be weeks before they create a black hole to swallow us

nt

[cobalt1999]

10. So I don't have to return the 600SL to the dealership yet?

Cool.

[mmonk]

8. The Black Hole formed in the year 2000.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

11. It did, but we went through the black hole to a paralllel universe where it didn't.

Unfortunately, in this parallel universe everything looks just the same and it's still weeks before the election.

[shadowknows69]

12. If you walk outside and just start falling

The universe has been destroyed. Have a nice day.

[EOTE]

14. Calm down, everything is fine.

Al Gore is still President and our infrastructure is still stable. I just looked outside and traffic is light, with the hovercars moving along smoothly.

[annabanana]

15. I understand it's going to take a week or two to "get up to speed"

..So it'll be the "October Surprise". .

POOF!. . you're (gone/inside-out/anti-matter/raptured/__(fill in your own)__)

[Cerridwen]

16. I welcome our pan-dimensional overlords.

This frickin' twilight zone I've been living in these past years is gettin' old.

[wryter2000]

17. Pan-dimensional?

I thought it was just the regular Repiglicans sucking out our brains. They look the same.

[Cerridwen]

20. Ah, yes. That "giant sucking sound".

Seems I've heard that before.

Oops, there's that Twilight Zone music again.

:D

[MannyGoldstein]

18. 1. It Didn't Do Anything Yet That Might Destroy The World

They'll just be doing preliminary checkout for a while.

2. Even if they create the hypothesized micro black holes of doom, we won't know about it for years. But once we know, we'll only have minutes left.

(No, I don't particularly believe that there's a problem...)

[lurky]

19. Check Google Earth.

If the planet's still there, I think were fine. ;)

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

21. Not yet. The trafalmadorian pilot is just clambering into his flight suit. nt.

[vanderBeth]

22. Are you still here?

Yes? I guess it didn't destroy the planet, then.

[Dr. Strange]

23. Use this:

http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php

Chances are, if Abe Vigoda is still alive, then our planet is NOT destroyed.

[NorthCarolina]

25. If we were sucked into a different dimension, I hope it's not

like the Star Trek one where good and evil are reversed. I would hate to see us now with a "good" Bush and a "diabolical" Obama. :crazy:

[shadowknows69]

27. And I look horrible in a goatee

[NorthCarolina]

28. And I look terrible without one

what a fine mess that would be.

[jberryhill]

26. It was a disaster...

We were sucked into an alternate universe in which everything was replaced with an exact duplicate of itself.

[Neshanic]

29. It worked, the Swiss now control time itself. They just have not used their super power yet.

[shadowknows69]

30. haven't the swiss always controlled time?

[SidDithers]

31. Right here...

http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

Sid

[shadowknows69]

33. That's funny

Wonder when they'll change it to "Yes"? Could they be liable when I decide to stop paying my bills because we've been destroyed?

[Canuckistanian]

32. Minneapolis St.-Paul Airport. Ground floor Men's room.

Third stall.

Someone will contact you.

[The Straight Story]

34. Wait till they actually use it

Then you will know :)

[jakem]

36. It will break on WaPo sometime today...

:rofl:

[NeedleCast]

37. Best Thread Topic Ever

n/t

[backscatter712]

38. Very difficult. We're living on Schrodinger's planet right now.

So right now, we're simultaneously just fine and sucked to a singularity the size of a red blood cell.

We have to wait for an external observer.

[dems_rightnow]

39. Regretably, the earth is reported as "Destroyed"

It's always been "Not destroyed" previously.

http://qntm.org/?board

Hilarious website.

[NeedleCast]

43. Damn, that's depressing

I was supposed to go to Cheesecake Factory tomorrow...

[dems_rightnow]

45. Turn it into a positive

They may not know yet. Put the whole bill on your credit card, and laugh all the way to.... whatever's next.

[ellie]

41. Exactly.

If the world ended, how would I know?

On edit: my mom would call and let me know I guess.

[Dorian Gray]

42. LOL

Your thread title made me chuckle! Thanks! I needed a chuckle today!

[Liberal In Texas]

44. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy probably has it.

[screembloodymurder]

46. You must contact [e-mail]

Be advised, he doesn't do texting.