Mika: "I got a cashmere sweater at... what is that place my husband goes to?... --- COSTCO!1"

[UTUSN]

First she rambled incoherently about how Barracuda is "the AMERICAN WOMAN" and how those who MADE FUN of her (who did?) "had a disconnect."

Plagiarist BARNICLE joined in saying that the WALMART WHITE WOMEN had swung 20% to her because they all said, "I *know* her!1 She is that woman I've seen at 5 A. M. at the hockey rink!1"

Uh, who goes to hockey rinks?! Who stalks women at 5 A.M. at hockey rinks?

Mika also went on a tirade against the internets, saying that some stock crash somewhere was linked to "lies on the internet" and that until somehow the internets was made UNanonymous the internets is just not to be trusted about anything and that it would take "something like somebody being slandered SO bad" to make it happen.

Uh, ever heard of tabloids, Mika?!1


So, after her paens to Walmart, John HARWOOD asked her, "Did you get a good price on that outfit at Walmart, Mika?"

While it was clear she has never set foot in Walmart, not with her hundreds of solid color, plunging neckline, clingy things she wears--all the same design, different colors, she answered cheerily without a trace of irony, "Well, guess what, I bought a CASHMERE SWEATER at ... oh, what is that place my husband goes to ... COSTCO!1 I got a cashmere sweater at COSTCO!1"

Dissolve in giddiness...

[madaboutharry]

1. Her father must be so embarrassed.

n/t

[Pennie109]

2. Mika and the rest of them are so unwatchable.

Morning Joe with or without Joe/Mika is the worst thing ever. :puke:

[Bobbieo]

3. And these people vote???

[City Lights]

9. Agreed. I stopped watching last March during their Rev. Wright Fest.

My decision to quit watching has been good for my health.

[DrDan]

4. you do know, of course, that there are other channels

[UTUSN]

7. Let me rush right over to some outlet that will keep me numb, agreeing with everything on it,

where I can be lulled into robot acquiescence, where nary a ripple of discontent will mar my equilibrium.

Did you enjoy anything at all of my observational humor, satire, irony, or spite? Anything?!

[DrDan]

13. yes - I enjoy all these observations from someone who has the opportunity to change the

channel but elects not to

[pdxmom]

5. Oh my God! I got a cashmere sweater at Costco too!! Mika is just like

me!! Mika for VP!!

She's such a twit.

[izzie]

6. I must say I like Meeka. I will say that these women all seem

to go to the same doctor and find the same style clothing. What is it with all these thin women with over size bust? As an artist who drew nudes for years I find they are so funny looking. They are all over the TV and I am telling you not one women in a 1000, that thin, would have a bust like these odd women have. It does not go with their body type. I can not figure why they are doing this at all. Can a fad be that important that you would put your self in to a doctors hands to look so odd? Barbie dolls have made us crazy looking.

[Indenturedebtor]

11. I dated a couple of women with that body type who had not been surgerised

They're not THAT rare. Not that common either. :shrug:

When we lived in Indiana (one of the fatest states in the country) my Wife caught a TON of shit at work for being thin. Her whole family is thin... we don't even exercise very much and she eats as much if not more than I do! But she caught a lot of hell for it, big women calling her anorexic, saying she was on drugs, etc. They were way more brazen with their insults than I've seen anyone be towards a fat person.

[izzie]

16. well TV and the movies has sure got a lot of 'barbie' dolls in

one place.I guess it is hardly odd that people hang rings over them self, ink up their body, bleach hair or cut it off. We have been doing this as long as people have been around and I am sure we will keep it up. The fad part makes it interesting any how. It is also sort of fun to watch people have fun with other people in their fads. I do think it is sort of funny to look like a 'barbie' doll. I once lived in the Middle East and watched this. Western people run around in the baking sun with most of their skin open to the sun while the 'natives' were covered up from head to toe. Guess who looked cool? Guess who thought that the 'natives' looked crazy?

[eShirl]

8. I might have believed her if she said Goodwill or Salvation Army.

Oh wait, no I wouldn't.

[tanyev]

10. And she does her job better because of her children!

Imagine how bad she'd be if she hadn't had them.

[UTUSN]

14. t'other day she credited her hubby with doing "more than 50%" because it allowed her

"to do THIS job. He does MORE."

[MaryEllen9399]

12. these people make me sick

These idiots like Mika say we are elitists because we don't appreciate NASCAR, Walmart, and Applebees but you damn well know that Mika and ilk wouldn't dream of stepping foot into one of those places.

[goclark]

15. What are their ratings like?

I wish we could get one person to post to DU and tell us what these clowns said each day.

We need to " know they enemy" but no need to make their ratings go up by even setting the channel.

[lonestarnot]

17. Asshat.

[Raine]

18. She's a lap dog

she was anyway but she's gotten even more so lately. x(

[orleans]

19. yes, some people will stoop so low just to be on joe's little showcase of shows

btw--i loved your line:
"who goes to hockey rinks?! Who stalks women at 5 A.M. at hockey rinks?"