What's the difference between Palin and a pit-bull?

[Dr.Phool]

A pit bull is a really cute and cuddly animal, who will lick your face endlessly.

Palin will shoot your moose. While she's wearing lipstick.

[alfredo]

Pit Bulls don't give a shit what you read.

[The Traveler]

1. Exactly right.

Most pits are just charmers. Sure, you have to be careful to stay away from certain lines, but they are easily identified. In a similar vein, Dobies make great house dogs. Really good around children.

[DesertFlower]

6. i love dobies.

[The Traveler]

13. Aren't they cool?

[qwlauren35]

We have been living next door to a pit bull.

She is sooooooooo sweet. She kisses me.

I wouldn't put my hand that close to Sarah Palin's mouth in a million years.

[The Traveler]

12. That's 'cause yer smart

The average pit bull is loving and decent.

I have Great Danes, myself. Four of 'em. I like dogs. Wolves are dogs. My dad's buddy had a wolf back when I was a kid. Very cool dog. Would knock me down and groom me half to death. She shoots wolves ... wolf puppies in the den ... adults from helicopters. Frankly, I think she's a piece of crap.

[Wetzelbill]

2. I heard one guy on youtube say:

"I'd fuck a pitbull. " lol Sick and twisted, but funny.

[Lakerstan]

3. A pit-bull has a 50/50 chance of being a bitch...

and...you know.

[rufus dog]

4. One lies on the ground

the other just lies.

[Eric Condon]

5. One could make a decent VP or President

The other is Sarah Palin.

[ullad]

7. She needs to be neutered/spayed and needs to wear a muzzle.

[ullad]

8. Pit Bulls are loving, loyal and goofy

I know, I own one. Despite their reputation.

[SidDithers]

9. Pit Bulls don't collect a per diem...

while living in their own house.

Sid

[ullad]

11. LOL how right you are

[FLyellowdog]

10. Can Hardly Wait.

My new bumper sticker should be here this week..."Don't forget to spay or neuter your Pit Bull."

[ColbertWatcher]

14. Then lie about it later. n/t

[jberryhill]

15. I take my dog to the local dog park on weekends...

...and I have to say that the pit bulls are the most in-your-face enthusiastically friendly dogs there.

[LeftyMom]

16. Pit bulls are generally good natured.

:D