Fuck Fred Rogers!!

[theboss]

And Fuck Jim Henson too!

Sorry...I never realized the two of the most important people in my childhood were evil evil men who apparently made me the passive, anti-intellectual Ivy League-Educated attorney I am today.

Because Children's television is inherently evil.

By the way, according to my parents, my favorite tv show when I was a toddler was college basketball. I don't know what that means but I've always had a good jump shot.

[Virginia Dare]

1. Never trust a man in a cardigan sweater...

and tennis shoes! :)

My favorite show was Hercules, I pre-date Fred Rogers and Sesame Street, I guess that's why I'm so ignorant.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

2. hot damn that's a good opening! n/t

[theboss]

3. My first choice was...

"Fuck Big Bird with Jim Henson's dick"

But he's, like, dead and that's just an unpleasant image.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

5. yeah...it's a tough call...

but this one is short and to the point. I like it.

sP

[Shakespeare]

4. Okay, what'd I miss this time? n/t

[ProdigalJunkMail]

6. well...there's this one :

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=27497&mesg_id=27497

That seemed to start it all...

sP

[Lone_Star_Dem]

10. Ahhhh, so that's what this was about

I hid that thread w/o bothering to open it. I found this title too provocative to pass by though.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

13. it does have a nice ring to it...doesn't it

the OP has done himself proud.

sP

[Shakespeare]

19. Oh, for crying out loud.

There are things we should be outraged about and things that are just ridiculous. This falls under "just ridiculous."

[Turbineguy]

23. Thanks for posting that link

I went through the entire thread. To save time, it appears that the woman who came up with Baby Einstein products is evil because she is attractive, evil because she's made some money and doubly evil because she's a Bush supporter. That means that all of you who buy her products are stupid poo-poo's who are allowing yourselves to be duped by the Rove Machine.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

7. I think my mother once wanted to kill Jim Henson

It was after the mahna mahna song came out on the muppets and I sang it for weeks.

[Burma Jones]

8. And Goddamn Rocky and Bullwinkle too

[ProdigalJunkMail]

12. I personally think we should all sue

the producers of Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry for making us all uncontrollably violent. I just can stop shooting people in the face with my shotgun...and slamming fingers in a piano is just a riot to me...

sP

[Uncle Joe]

21. I believe that bastard Elmer Fudd influenced Deadeye Dick with

his hunting prowess!:grr:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

24. Hey!!

[npincus]

9. boo hisss

[monmouth]

11. I still sing "Zoom, zoom, zoom,zoom, zoom!!"

[Wizard777]

14. Mr. Rogers and Jim Henson were good people. But Barney is evil incarnate. n/t

[bleedingheart]

15. What about Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Moose?

[theboss]

16. I always thought Captain Kangaroo was a kid toucher

Even when I didn't know what that was, I got a creepy vibe from him.

[etherealtruth]

26. They are fine ...

... its Mr. Green Jeans that I have issues with

[jimshoes]

31. Nah,

Bunny Rabbit was the truly evil one. :evilgrin:

[Debi]

17. Snob

[Captain Hilts]

18. And Captain Kangeroo and Mr. Greenjeans!!! nt

[Avalux]

20. Don't forget the evilness of The Electric Company!

[SoCalDem]

27. and my boys' favorite... 3-2-1- Contact

[AspenRose]

32. Should I be ashamed to admit that I have that very volume in my

collection...and that I bought it not for my son, but for MYSELF?

:D

Ah, memories!

[JVS]

22. I knew a guy who handed out towels at Fred Roger's gym

He said that it is a sad moment in life when you see Mr. Rogers in the buff.

[mondo joe]

25. Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters C, I and A!

Obviously Sesame Street was just a psy-op designed by the corporate right to keep the people down.

[PreacherCasey]

28. Fuck the Fraggles! They fucked me up!

how do you post a picture on this forum?

[uppityperson]

29. Children's tv is fine and MrRogers was wonderful.

Infant's video is another story. I loved Fred Rogers and cried when he died.

[TheCowsCameHome]

30. Yeah, and Moe, Curly, and Larry were child molesters. Low life scum.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.