God gets the biggest applause of the night. Too bad he's

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nowhere to be found to take a bow.

[kurth_]

1. His on-site rep is Sarah

She's standing by

[norepubsin08]

2. He's at the Democratic convention

[ellie]

3. ... dancing to Stevie Wonder

[and-justice-for-all]

4. gawd would have nothing to do with those clowns...

Hitler I am sure stood up in his grave and cheered.

[crimsonblue]

5. Jesus is on line 1

He says that God wants to know why a party that denies human decency, equality, tolerance, and wantonly kills hundreds of thousands thinks HE has their back.

[TahitiNut]

6. If he tried to speak to them, he'd be arrested to shouts of "USA! USA!"

All that hypocrisy gathered together in one arena will leave bad vibes in St. Paul for a long time to come.

[fla nocount]

7. Yep! St. Paul is toast for decades to come.

You can wash the sheets and paint the walls but the stench of her bed-fellow will remain as long as those alive now still remember what the citizens allowed to pass.