Semen on my dashboard....

[Bigmack]

Had some errands today and turned to Rush a couple of times.

The man was ejaculating all over the place about Palin and her speech. He keeps giving the dumbshits sound-bites they can parrot back about how wonderful the Repub ticket is, and how Liberals have no morals and condemn god.

The only question now is.... Will the Repubs be able to convince enough people that the issues don't matter?

[Liberal Veteran]

1. I could have done without that visual, but the only thing you can do with your car now

...is to take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[negativenihil]

7. Game over man, game over. n/t

[wildbilln864]

2. Damn,

There's a song title in there somewhere. :crazy:

[valerief]

3. My thinking exactly!

:rofl:

[Ignis]

6. "Why don't we do it in the road?" (nt)

[zeemike]

4. I always suspected Rush had a problem with premature ejaculation

[Forkboy]

5. Isn't that a Meatloaf song?

[lpbk2713]

8. As long as the Shittoheads tune in to OxyRush and no one else ...

... there's probably no hope for them. The good news is they are in the 20% minority. They won't know what to do when the GOP loses big time in November. Limbaugh and the other RW Radio Hatemongers are scared to death of a Dem victory because they know they will have to adhere to the Fairness Doctrine and they won't have the free reign that they enjoy now under the corrupt and evil BushCo administration.

[Solly Mack]

9. Semen on my dashboard. Rain drops on my hood

I love this old truck
But my aiming ain't good

My Momma told me not to
My Daddy said 'Son, listen good'
When semen is on your dashboard
You ain't living like you should

It just sounded like a country song title so...

[Nihil]

11. *Applause!*

Brilliant!!
:rofl: :toast:

[Solly Mack]

12. Thank you

lolol

:)

[Catherine Vincent]

10. LOL!

This thread will have a lot of views because of the thread title. :rofl: