Your Pocket Guide to Speaking Palin-guage (Vol. 1)

[ColbertWatcher]

Up in the Twin Cities area folks are speaking a new language. Or, should I say Palinguage. It sounds sorta familiar because it's Latin based. But different from the plain English we're used to speaking, in Palinguage recognizable words take on new meanings. Won't you take a moment to learn some Plainguage so you can talk like a hypocritical conservative?

REPEAT THE FOLLOWING:

If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "token hire." If you're a conservative and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "game changer."

If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you're a "baby daddy." If you're the same in Alaska you're a "teen father." (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you're an F'n redneck that don't want any kids, but that's too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America. White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."

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--HuffingtonPost

[live love laugh]

1. BINGO. "Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis"... White teen pregnancies? "blessed event."nt

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Yes, he nailed all of it. n/t

[stillcool]

3. I love those add-ons!

I'm going to have to save that.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. Next-day kick. n/t