Will Bristol & Levi get married at the Convention?

[Disturbed]

I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

[Kutjara]

1. Unless he can slip his handlers and bolt for the border first. n/t

[Fuzz]

2. lmao, right there up on stage

Married by Billy Graham, Jamie Lynn Spears the Maid of Honor. What a great party that would be!

[ginnyinWI]

3. Only if Sarah brings her shotgun.

(sorry I couldn't resist.)

[NeedleCast]

4. Glad we have two threads on this important topic....

[Jim__]

5. I hope so. At some point the American people have to see this as tasteless, ...

... cynical bullshit.

[Crankie Avalon]

6. That would be the most uplifting American spectacle since Tiny Tim married Miss Vickie. n/t

[SidDithers]

8. Great minds...

:toast:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3916163&mesg_id=3916190

Sid

[Faryn Balyncd]

7. ......with Jerry Springer officiating .......

[cobalt1999]

9. They aren't getting married until after the election, and when she loses

That boy bolts FAST!

[JVS]

10. I expect an on-stage proposal!

[cliffordu]

11. LOL......

[Historic NY]

12. They will parade the fornicators out for all to see.....

I thought in the old days they were banished from the tribe.

[BrotherBuzz]

13. You bet, then off to Disneyland™ for the honeymoon

[Retrograde]

14. 5 day waiting period

but that can be waived in case of emergency or extraordinary circumstances. I suppose having to win an election qualifies.

But Bristol might have a problem: she's not old enough to consent herself. There's a loophole, but they'll have to hustle.

Minnesota state code regarding marriage:
"517.02 PERSONS CAPABLE OF CONTRACTING.
Every person who has attained the full age of 18 years is capable in law of contracting
marriage, if otherwise competent. A person of the full age of 16 years may, with the consent of
the person's parents, guardian, or the court, as provided in section 517.08, receive a license to
marry, when, after a careful inquiry into the facts and the surrounding circumstances, the person's
application for a license is approved by the judge of the juvenile court of the county in which
the person resides. If the judge of juvenile court of the county in which the person resides is
absent from the county and has not by order assigned another judge or a retired judge to act in
the judge's stead, then the court commissioner or any judge of district court of the county may
approve the application for a license. "


I cynically think, though, that if they thought if would bring them votes they would.

[madrchsod]

15. poor kid can`t even get a beer....

his mom is not to thrilled

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/03/levi-johnstons-mom-on-bri_n_123458.html

[TheCentepedeShoes]

16. Yeah

by Rev Moon, along with any other unattached male/female pairs he can round up.