Here's a few examples...
FUN WITH FUNDIE PHRASES
I want to devote today's entry to random junk I hear fundies say that pisses me off. No specific citations, it's stuff that comes up a lot.
"Bowed to pressure from special interest groups" This, of course, is used whenever a government body or a corporation does something the fundies don't like, for instance Walt Disney Company offering domestic partner benefits to its gay employees. The phrase is supposed to conjure up images of Walt Disney executives sitting around a boardroom, wringing their hands, praying, and leafing through Bibles for advice. They're worried that their Godly, Christian plans for running their business might be upset by special interest groups lobbying for gay rights.
Never mind the fact that these companies may actually agree with the special interest group, and may think it's a good idea to give domestic partner benefits! The fundies can never seem to grasp the fact that corporations may, in fact, disagree with them (the horror!) and assume that every time one company makes a liberal decision, they're "bowing to pressure."
By the way, aren't fundie groups "Special Interest Groups" too? How come they never complain when companies "bow" to them?
"Anti-family" Okay, nobody is fucking "anti-family." We just don't think YOUR narrow idea of what constitutes a "family" is the only one there is.
"'Gay'" They always put the word "gay" in quotation marks, as if it didn't exist but liberals really want it to. Guess what, fundies? The gays exist. Pretending that they're making it all up doesn't make it true, and makes you all look like a bunch of children covering your ears and screaming "La la la, I can't hear you!"
"Pro-abortion" Nobody's fucking "pro-abortion" either! Nobody thinks abortions are great, peachy keen, a real fun time. Everybody thinks abortions are difficult, sometimes painful, and always contentious affairs, but sometimes what's necessary isn't what's pleasant. Slapping pro-choice people with the "pro-abortion" label means you obviously haven't been listening.
"War On..." Conservatives LOVE declaring "war" on things. "War on families." "War on drugs." "War on terror." "War on Christmas." Why is everything a "war?"
And why are there "wars" on things that only fundies care about? You think if there were no fundies, there would be a "War on Christmas?" Probably not, considering that the "War on Christmas" doesn't exist except in fundies' heads. Everybody else would see "holiday" decorations, say "how nice," then go about their business because it doesn't matter.
"This is just another example of..." Oh yeah? What were the other examples?
"Activist Judges" And all of its kind. First of all, I can tell you on good authority that the term "judicial activism" is a completely non-legal term. But fundies love using it because it sounds legal-like, and is a good replacement for complaining that a judge's decision was "liberal." A good fundie can't be screaming about "liberal" decisions, because he knows that being "liberal" does not automatically make it "bad" (at least, not to everyone).
However, "legislating from the bench" and "breaking with tradition," well, these at least sound kind of like doing bad things. We can't have judges "legislating," they're supposed to be "interpreting!"
Hey, fundies, how come every time judges make a decision that you agree with, they're "interpreting" and every time they make one you disagree with, they're "legislating?" Could it be that you're just tossing around code words whose meanings you barely understand (or don't have meanings!)? Could it be that your code words are there to make the truth sound a lot scarier than it actually is, and sell your ridiculous causes to your armies of sheep?
"Teach both sides" This is a great one. Fundies always say we should "teach both sides" of the evolution debate in school, which is really more of their crazy code speech for "let's get creationism into schools!" Make no mistake, if they thought that there was some way they could get creationism in and evolution out completely, they would. But this "teach both sides" crap is a way to get their foot in the door.
So what's wrong with "teaching both sides?" Well, nothing, except there is no "both sides." Evolution is almost universally accepted in the scientific community except for a few crackpots on the fringe. So consequently, there is no "evolution debate." Evolution has been tested again and again, and the answer that keeps coming back is that it's scientifically the most likely explanation of how life got to be the way it is.
But when fundies say "teach both sides" they sound open-minded and progressive. "See? We don't want any views suppressed. We want both sides taught!" Even though the side they REALLY want taught is full of shit.
And while I'm at it, how come they want "both sides" taught when it's evolution, but God forbid anybody try to teach a favorable view of homosexuality?
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