caption this RNC pic...

[sabra]

[liberal N proud]

1. All hat no brains

Looks like they are worshiping the wannabe cowboy

[rurallib]

2. All hats, no brains

[madokie]

3. Hiding

none of these ole boys would be caught with a cowboy hat on otherwise.

[madmom]

4. they're all the same hat!

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "Ours would have been a successful presidency if not for Emanuel Goldstein!!!"

Begin two minutes hate!

[DS1]

6. Are those hats plastic?

[NightWatcher]

11. I'm ashamed to say but I have that hat. It's a Stetson 10X Special

[lamp_shade]

7. My first thought.... a scene from Blazing Saddles n/t

[cboy4]

8. Look, it's the 16 percenters.

:puke:

[napi21]

9. This AM I heard the entire Tx. delegation dressed alike. I guess that

must be them! Betcha not ONE of them even has a ranch let alone cattle!

[AndyA]

10. Cowboy clones watch their Asshole Leader try to speak

Dozens of new Cowboy clones have gathered in St. Paul to view a presentation from their Asshole Leader, who has been attempting to learn how to speak properly for over 62 years. Success has evaded the Asshole Leader, and most people find it painful to watch his pathetic attempts at speech.

Since the Cowboy clones have no brains of their own to speak of, they do as they are told and provide a non-confrontational audience to the Asshole Leader. Due to their immature and undeveloped brain, protective covers resembling cowboy hats are used to provide easy access to their programmers, should a malfunction develop.

:rofl:

[valerief]

12. "Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Big Bush."

:scared:

[canichelouis]

13. Reminds me of the movie 'V'

[L0oniX]

14. "Now that were inside the saucer and on the way to Alpha Centauri..."

[nykym]

15. OK all together now

Like a rhinestone cowboy....

[EnviroBat]

16. Stupid fucking hillbillies.

[tabatha]

17. Sheep in cowboy clothing.

[HughBeaumont]

18. Heaven's Gate.

Colossal Failures (all three)!

[AlCzervik]

19. "We secretly replaced their white hoods with cowboy hats, think they'll notice a difference?"

[elizfeelinggreat]

29. yep

That was my first thought.

[mentalsolstice]

20. RNC uses CGI to make convention floor look full. nt

[dembotoz]

21. LOTSA HORSESHIT GOING ON HERE!!!!!!

[AzDar]

22. Uh... 'fucking morons' comes to mind.

:puke:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

23. "I have been asked by organizers to remind you to use the spittoons."

[JHB]

24. Why do Texans have hot dog holders in their hats?

"Jes' put it up top there, son. Need to keep mah hands free hereabouts."

[amb123]

25. Yes Master! Yes Master!

And the woman holding up three fingers is obviously referring to the Trinity.

[Dukkha]

26. The only ranch these "cowboys" have seen is on the salad with their filet mignon

served at their all white country club

[underpants]

27. Greg, is it supposed to be this sofft?

[ProgressiveFool]

28. "All together now! Take off your Republican hats and put on your American hats!"

The one guy there thinks it's time for the three minutes of hate. Get with the program, cowboy!

[lpbk2713]

30. Reminds me of the Mac Super Bowl commercial from about 20 years ago.

I'd give anything to see someone throw a sledge hammer in his face.

[ColbertWatcher]

31. Marshall Applewhite ain't got nuthin' on me! n/t

[underseasurveyor]

32. Why ain't that clown runnin into the barrel?

There's more than enough bull in here.