Breaking: Fox News: Obama was a North Vietnamese General

[Stern21]

during the Tet Offensive. At the age of eight years old, Barack Obama is thought to be the youngest communist commander to ever lead forces against the United States Military. Many feel that if this eight year old had not been commanding the Viet Cong, the U.S. would have been victorious.

In other news breaks, he also corresponded with the Weathermen and SDS during the same years giving them instructions as well and caused the Watts riots during the same years while leading a clandestine Jihad from a Madrassa in Kabul. He is also suspected of working with a Dr. Owsley in the creation of "Brown Owsley Acid."

Other reports have him advising Joseph Goebles in the 1930's though use of a secret time machine only known (until now) by the Democratic Party.

Pending Verification: Confidential sources claim that Barack Obama was advising the Roman Government in its decision to crucify Christ. Other reports claim he drove the spikes. Mel Gibson will be with Gretta Van Sustren to relate this first person account.

On edit: He has recently been acknowledged to have been one of the NV prison guards to have tortured John McCain.




:sarcasm: as if I had to say. :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. I could tell it was made up because

you didn't say "the Democrat party." :P

[Orrex]

2. I saw a special FoxNews report confirming that Obama assassinated Lincoln

[Stern21]

7. Yes. And see the addendum that he was also the prison guard

that tortured McCain!

[Orrex]

10. The gay one?

The horror!

[Stern21]

12. No...

He was the transvestite from Transylvania.

And a lot lighter than he is now.

[Kool Kitty]

14. Some people say that he

kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

[Trajan]

3. OK ... NOW what will I do ? ...

Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern - Concern -

:silly:

[scarface2004]

4. word has it while time traveling...

he fixed the 1919 world series too!

[lob1]

5. 9-11...Obama. Check it out.

[fishnfla]

6. he did the lounge act at the hanoi hilton

the manchurian candidates char boy

[Jack Rabbit]

8. FoxNews reports that DNA tests show . . .

. . . that Barack Obama and the serpent in the Garden of Eden are one and the same.

[Stern21]

11. Good one! Thereby, Barack is the reason for all man's ills.

Why not after the other swiftboating kind of shit they're trying to pull.

[valerief]

9. He also fiddled while Rome burned. nt

[DCKit]

13. Send it to Faux and see if they'll read it on the air.

They're getting desperate over there.

[Elwood P Dowd]

15. It gets even worse based on this latest report from Fox News.

From Foxipedia....

He came to power by uniting many of the nomadic tribes of northeast Asia. After founding the Mongol Empire and being proclaimed "Osama Genghis Khan Obama", he pursued an aggressive foreign policy by starting the Mongol invasions of East and Central Asia. During his life, the Mongol Empire eventually occupied most of Asia.

[Stern21]

16. LOL... Thanks, I couldn't figure out how to get Genghis Kahn

in there.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

17. Obama was the Zodiac Killer

.....both the San Francisco AND New York shooters.

[kaiden]

18. Obama was a precocious kid. Wow!

[trof]

19. He bites his fingernails, too.

Ugly habit.

[Hubert Flottz]

20. I'll bet senator John McVeigh...errr McCain started that bullshit!