Caption McCain

[lame54]

I think they triggered the manchurian candidate prematurely

[Hugabear]

1. "Relax, McCain. Those are stage lights, you're not back in Vietnam"

n/t

[Swede]

2. I hope I just sat on an apple pie.

:shrug:

[Indenturedebtor]

8. LOL Duzy!!! For my part I'm certain that his faulty mind control chip just threw a spark n/t

[bobd0]

3. Pardon me for a moment, Jay, while I soil my Depends

Noun + Verb + POW = another load of shit.

[Sequoia]

4. "And then George Bush goes, "Oh my God John, I couldn't open the door."

[lapfog_1]

5. "Cindy always makes this face when we play interrogator / POW" - n/t

[chromotone]

6. self deleted

deleted for matters of taste...

[Parche]

7. I Need Immodium Quick.........

:woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[DefenseLawyer]

9. Activia! n/t

[Hugabear]

10. "I opened my door, and there was Lieberman, completely naked, and with a bottle of vegetable oil!"

n/t

[NC_Nurse]

13. HA! Not a pretty picture!!!! nt

[C_U_L8R]

11. Vivaaaaaaaaaaaaa Viagra

[angrycarpenter]

12. FEAR ME! nt

[spanone]

14. jay's whoopee cushion startles yet another poor guest

oops, another rich guest

[polly7]

15. OMG ....................

I thought I sent her to a wet t-shirt contest in Atlanta .......

[Hubert Flottz]

16. "BRAINS!"

[zbdent]

17. "Shouldn't have had those 5 bran muffins ...

with the ex-lax chaser ..."

[ColbertWatcher]

18. This is my "Commander in Chief" face. n/t

[beac]

29. And America is gonna be showing him their

"O face" in November! ;)

[Hubert Flottz]

19. "I BELIEVE In The POWER...

of prunes!"

[zbdent]

20. "Then I said, 'Five lights? Sure ...

now how about those eggs?'"

[Ian David]

21. "Senator... did you just sit in the apple pie I left on that seat?"

"I sure hope so!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. "...Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them.

They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist ..."

[bulloney]

23. Wait! It just occurred to me that I have an eleventh house! Holy Shit!!

[malaise]

24. Gramps has a Senior moment?

Depends!!!

[ProgressiveFool]

25. "Can't I have a moment alone with my red hot poker?" /nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. "Damn you chili cheese fries!!"

:)

[SoCalDem]

27. meeep ....zort ...bzzzzt....pffffffft

re-boot re-boot re-boot

[beac]

28. McCain: "Gasolina" is really about spooge??

Leno: "So, how long exactly have you been a 'big fan' of Daddy Yankke?"

[rug]

30. "John? . . . . John? . . . . John?"

[lonestarnot]

31. Depends imploded pantload pantload pantload