I heard John McCain is a mormon and has 7 houses for his 7 wives

[itsrobert]

And two more for his ex wives. Is this true? Snopes.com isn't disputing it.

[Gato Moteado]

1. it's 100% true

he has a mistress living in his basement that cindy doesn't know about. and his kids hate him.

he's also been known to troll for little boys on the internet. and he's been seen reaching under stalls in airport restrooms.

[elshiva]

2. Truth. He is super fundie Mormon.

He also starred in Big Love.



"Yes, my friends, my wives and I..."

[Chovexani]

3. Hahaha. I bet Mittens is the other crazy prophet

Remember the Greenes? :scared:

[elshiva]

6. Yes, that was Mittens.

McCain's next wife:

[ColbertWatcher]

4. I heard Admiral McCombover rents his 7 houses out to Blackwater ...

...for renditions.

But, don't tell anyone, he gets real mad when people ask him about not being allowed to torture any of the suspects.

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Oh, I also heard that he needs those 7 homes to compensate for the length of his ...

... "fuse". Don't tell anyone but, I heard he has a bad temper.

[ColbertWatcher]

7. Oh, and I also heard that one of his houses is just for all the make up he uses ...

...so he doesn't look like a trollop.

Don't tell anyone because he gets mad if you point out his bald spot.


Only so much make-up can cover up a bald spot.

[Lex]

8. It's true. I got an EMAIL about it.

So it must be true.


(Channeling the republicans on this 'logic'.)

[kestrel91316]

9. Wrong, wrong, wrong........

McCain is a secret MOOSLIM and has 7 homes for his 7 wives.