Majikthise - Ron Fournier: If Obama were confident, he would have picked a ficus tree:

[kevinmc]

Majikthise

Because nothing says confidence like picking a VP who adds nothing to your ticket.

A photosynthesizing running mate would have been a decisive break from the status quo, not to mention a source of fresh air.

By picking a ficus tree, Obama would have signaled his readiness to win the entire election by himself.

Of course, such a bold selection by Obama would have telegraphed arrogance to many observers, especially Ron Fournier.

[Kutjara]

1. It would have been a bold choice, but...

...there might be a problem proving the tree was native-born and over 35. Other than that, the idea looks sound.

[FrenchieCat]

3. I don't know about two funny names on the ticket though....Obama/Ficus

might have been not that catchy!

[Kutjara]

4. But "ficus" is just the tree's species.

His name is Kevin.

[Deliphus]

2. Re: a ficus tree

Well said.

[radfringe]

5. mmm... if that's the logic then I have McCain's Veep pick right here

flaming dog poo