Great freeper quote about DUers

[Seen the light]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2066520/posts?page=122#122

In response to someone asking what DU's reaction was to the Biden pick, a freeper posted:

"They are all getting high and fornicating its Friday."

That made me chuckle.

DU! It's Drugs and Fornicating Friday! Yahoo!

[petronius]

1. He says that like it's a bad thing

WTF do freepers do for fun? :shrug:

(Scratch that, I don't want to know...)

[TwilightZone]

2. What century are they stuck in if they're still using the word 'fornicating'?

They are just too funny.

[Phredicles]

5. Wasn't Nixon partial to that word?

I think on one of the tapes he's heard asking one of his henchmen, "Did you do any fornicating over the weekend?" Getting asked that question by that person would likely put me out of the mood to fornicate for a looooooonnnng time.:scared:

[TwilightZone]

7. Now that you mention it, I think you're right.

I do seem to recall that being a Nixon word.

[KharmaTrain]

12. Nixon Went To See Deep Throat 5 Times...

Still could never get it down Pat :rofl: (Damn hadn't used that joke in 35 years)...

Or...what had two wings and a crooked Dick?

Ans: Nixon White House.

:rofl:

:applause:

Thank you very little...please drive safely...

[magellan]

23. That Picard WTF pic

...gives me the silly giggles every time I see it, just like the Bush**/squirrel pic.

Or maybe it's just the weed....

:smoke:

[magellan]

3. Hmmm

Do caffeine, nicotine, and a leer from the hubby count?

:P

[AlCzervik]

4. I sense jealousy. No way do freepers not have to pay for sex.

and i feel really bad for those working girls on freeper night.

[alfredo]

17. They can't even score with their own hand.

[Ikonoklast]

Those guys are just sad.

But this was funny.

Poster must live in the actual, real live world.

To: PureSolace
Anyone know what the DU’ers are saying about the VP pick?

I don't want to laugh too hard...next week we might all be screaming about our Joe (Leiberman) and they'll all be doing high fives.

[Muttocracy]

27. oh sweet, they're scared he's going to pick JoeLie! nt

[ColbertWatcher]

6. But what would we do DIFFERENTLY? n/t

[amerikat]

8. Uhh Ohh they're on to us.

And what they doing? Drinking beer, chocking the chicken while watching faux news.

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. Dang. Casual Fridays have really loosened up!

[MrModerate]

10. Love the quote . . . just don't know what the frak it's supposed to mean.

Oh, well, I've always appreciated being hated by such a lovely buncha "people."

[man4allcats]

11. Damn! I wish I was.

I'm sitting here by myself with no dope reading these stupid posts. I'd much prefer to be getting stoned and getting fucked right now. Oh well. Things ain't what they used to be, that's for damn sure.

[Fuzz]

13. Someone want to wake up my wife or send over a woman interested

in fornicating? :shrug:

[hfojvt]

20. you cannot fornicate with your wife

fornication implies "outside of matrimony". And as a married person yourself, you cannot fornicate with anyone. It would be classified as adultery if you had sex with someone other than your wife.

[Fuzz]

28. buzz kill

[Regret My New Name]

34. He might not be able to fornicate with his wife, but we can...

I'm kidding... please don't be uptight...

[Fuzz]

46. I'm only uptight because

my wife was asleep!

;)

[alcibiades_mystery]

14. I'm trying to imagine a person who would use the term "fornicating"

without breaking out laughing. Can you imagine living life with as such a clench-sphinctered anachronism?

[Regret My New Name]

31. You must be a fornicator...

[SoCalDem]

15. Freepy Friday is so boring..

1) sweep up Cheeto dust from Mom's carpet
2) scoop the dog poop from the yard
3) alphabetize the comic books
4) circle Walmart sale items in store flyer
5) thaw the bologna
6) make a McDonald's run (gotta stock up on sugar packets & napkins)

[Contrary1]

16. The Republics are so much better than Democrats:

Instead of doing drugs and fornicating, they spend their spare time constructively, by making racists remarks:

If Obama's secret service code name is "Oh", ...
What a wonderful game you've come up with!

Name Obama's Secret Service handle!

"White Chocolate"

"Half & Half"
109 posted on 08/22/2008 8:35:14 PM PDT by airborne (If ignorance is bliss, why are liberals such miserable jerks?)


I think its nappy headed oh
113 posted on Friday, August 22, 2008 11:36:27 PM by al baby (Hi mom Cracker power Brother)

Indeed. :eyes:

[cliffordu]

18. I'm THERE!!! Double down on the fornication!! stay light on the drugs, though!!

[edbermac]

19. Why is Friday different than any other day?

Smoke some weed, get some poon..try it sometime. :hippie:

[Z_I_Peevey]

50. Forniculee, forniculah, forniculee, forick-u-la-ha-ha-ha-ha

We sing our Friday song!

[begin_within]

21. At least we don't wear plaid sportcoats and drink Scotch on the rocks.

[Iggo]

22. Well, shit. What do THEY do on Friday? (n/t)

[LaPera]

24. "Fornicating" Yes, it's everywhere here at DU-Do you wish you were here? I need more "Fornicating"

Better than sitting around waiting for the pigman Limbaugh & Fox news talking points to give you your thoughts, while the pigman is out "Fornicating" another week-end with his fellow rich repuke greedy, lying, hateful sickos and their group of inter-changing hands masturbaters.

:bounce: :smoke: :toast: :bounce:

:hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Sounds more like that drug eating pedophile hero of theirs

"Drugs and Fornicating" hate monger, Rash LameBalls...The Grandaddy of all OxyMorans...

[Quantess]

26. The ignorant peanut gallery.

Come on, people! Who cares about dumbasses.
Forget about them.

[Tutankhamun]

29. If we could just get RW types to repress a little more

it would be awesome birth control.

[Regret My New Name]

30. Why ain't I ever invited to these parties?

I want to get high and fornicate too. Jeez, it's like high school again.

[notadmblnd]

32. he forgot to add Rock-n-Roll

Sex, Drugs and rock-n-roll, what better way to celebrate a Friday?

[Regret My New Name]

33. I can think of one way...

programming!!!

[notadmblnd]

36. Ohhhh. I wan't to party with you!

[lpbk2713]

35. They will always be dumb as a sack of horse shit.

Just look at their role models.

[helderheid]

37. Drugs and Fornicating Friday? Damn, I forgot my bong!

:woohoo: :party: :smoke:

[Canuckistanian]

38. I always fornicate and get high on Wednesdays

Helps to break up the week.

[lpbk2713]

39. I guess they don't call it *hump* day for nuthin'

:eyes:

[distantearlywarning]

40. Is it still fornicating if you're married?

:shrug:

[SPQR]

41. Oh no....

To: Steely Tom
Can he be VP and still keep his job as the stupidest man in the United States Senate?

Um...let's see...he's a liberal....and a DEMONcRAT...so...MOST definitely! Absolutely! Unequivably!

135 posted on Fri Aug 22 23:41:27 2008 by LegalEagle61 (If you are going to burn our flag, please make sure you are wearing it when you do!)

"Unequivably"....it boggles the mind.

[beac]

42. We were supposed to wait until Friday??

Crap.

Now I'll probably get TS'ed for my activities on Thursday.


I'm such a moran.

[ourbluenation]

43. OMG! I got high and fornicated last night! How did the freeper know????

creepy

[ilovemesomechickens]

44. and not a moment to soon!

god knows im all burnt out from all the wild unprotected multiple partner sex i had while tripping acid... and its only saturday, i still got a whole other night to go!

[Marr]

45. I guess it's sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll vs. masturbation, Budweiser, and Toby Keith.

Hmm. Tough choice.

[proud2BlibKansan]

47. Who's getting high?

Why wasn't I invited?

[Bennyboy]

48. Shit! Nobody told me!

Another wasted Friday!

[davsand]

49. Last time he got a piece of ass was when his finger went thru the toilet paper.

I can't take credit for it--I heard it from some old time comic several years ago--but I still think it is fitting in this case.

:evilgrin:



Laura