How much do you pay your servants?

[ColbertWatcher]

Admiral McCombover pays his servants about a quarter of a million dollars.

What fraction of a million do you pay your servants?

[MrModerate]

1. I prefer slaves. Don't have to pay them at all. n/t

[RB TexLa]

2. Don't you mean his wife pays them a quarter million dollars a year?

[ColbertWatcher]

3. Um, I ... I'll have to get back with my staff. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

4. Captaion Combover is a former POW and war hero. Leave Him Alone!

[ColbertWatcher]

7. Vote for it! n/t

[Union Thug]

12. Ugh..Gawd I hate that crap.

CNN has devoted a lot of time to voter 'anxiety' over Obama's lack of military experience - and the McLameBrain's glorious military career (gag).
The lemming military-worship in this country is beginning to remind me of Nazi Germany.

Personally, I would rather elect a man who HASN'T committed murder. But I'm funny that way.

[magellan]

5. I don't get paid

But I take bribes. :evilgrin:

[mzmolly]

6. $50 an hour, but only to pick lettuce.

;)

[Bonobo]

8. To be honest, I really can't remember how much I pay them. Sorry.

But I am NOT an elitist. In fact, I was wearing jeans just the other day.

[Ikonoklast]

9. The peons that populate my estate labor out of love for me

That, and there is a twenty-foot high electrified chain-link fence topped with razor wire to keep them in.

The guard towers help, too.

Oh, and the mine field. Can't forget the mine field.

Still, good help is hard to find.

Sigh.

[stillcool]

10. I pay myself whenever...

I find money in the couch.

[NeedleCast]

11. Get Back to Work!

I'm not paying you to post on the internet.

[TahitiNut]

13. My servants carry my sedan chair out of love and respect ... not for money.

O8)

[Canuckistanian]

14. I outsourced a lot of my domestic work

To my 11-year old son. Or is that "insourced"?

At any rate, I was able to cut out the "middleman" of a hired servant.

[Kurovski]

15. I pay top dollar. I've lost count.

I have fresh ones flown in every week, so there is no need to learn their names or make awkward eye-contact. It also puts an end to that tediously forced small-talk we all just dread.

[Bobbie Jo]

16. Depends on which house they're working in....it varies. nt

[TexasObserver]

17. I wonder how many of them are not citizens.

For a guy who renounced his own immigration bill, that would be a good question to answer.

[tannybogus]

18. Pay? Surely you jest!

I give them portions of gruel a day, sturdy woolen clothing to wear, and sturdy shoes.
They have half of Sunday off in which they must attend a Christian worship service at
"The Lord is My Light, My GPS, My Coupon Reedemer, My Kevlar Vest Church of the
Holier Than Thou Word and Automatic Weapon Response."
They have a pallet in a small private room.

What else would they possibly need??:shrug:

[Naturyl]

19. I'll have my staff get to you on this.

Pretty sure it's less than 5 million, though.

[Cleita]

20. Let's see, the Fire Department, the ambulance guys, the police.

They are my servants and I guess I pay them with taxes.

[Contrary1]

21. I can't remember how many servants I have...

Someone from my staff will look into it and get back with you.

[Kurovski]

22. Recommended.

This is a very important discussion for some of us.