I Just Got a Text Message (from my wife)!

MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:31 PM
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I Just Got a Text Message (from my wife)!

Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 02:36 PM by MarianJack

She told me to stop checking my phone every 14 seconds! It's too damned obsessive-compulsive!

I think she may have a point!

PEACE!

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taterguy

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:35 PM
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1. Someone was dumb enough to marry you?

I keed
I keed

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:37 PM
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4. I Have to admit...

...that I got the better end of the deal!

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KatyMan

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:40 PM
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7. well, his name IS

Marryin' Jack. Or at least sounds like it :D

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:47 PM
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10. True, bur it's SUPPOSED to sound like...

..."Maria and Jack". She's Maria (the cute smart & great one) and I'm Jack (the tubby one).

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KatyMan

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Fri Aug-22-08 03:21 PM
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14. Oops...

well then that was a seriously lame joke by me! Funny, my wife is also the cute smart and great one, and I'm the (relatively) tubby one...

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 03:24 PM
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16. No Harm, No Foul. Besides...

...sometimes lame jokes are the best, and bad puns are MUCH funnier than good ones!

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KatyMan

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Fri Aug-22-08 03:26 PM
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18. Agreed.

My wife hates the shows and movies I like because I like really DUMB humor

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FiveGoodMen

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:35 PM
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2. obsessice-compulsive -- That's coming out in the DSM V, right?

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:38 PM
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5. OOOPS!

A BIG :spank: to myself for that one!

Fixed.

PEACE

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DianaForRussFeingold

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:35 PM
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3. Now, that's... funny!

Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 02:39 PM by DianaForRussFeingold

:spray: :rofl:

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:40 PM
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6. Thanks!

A little chuckle is a good thing.

My wife geta a little chuckle every time she sees me naked! I understand what's so funny when I look in the mirror (before it breaks).

PEACE!

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golddigger

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:41 PM
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8. Hey, so did I...

:evilgrin:

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:46 PM
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9. Thank Heavens...

...for smart wives!

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golddigger

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Fri Aug-22-08 03:20 PM
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13. No, I mean I got one from your wife also!!!

:evilgrin:

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 03:22 PM
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15. See? She's REALLY Smart!

:patriot:

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qwertyMike

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Fri Aug-22-08 02:50 PM
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11. You insecure

plus you're driving her away

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 03:14 PM
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12. No,...

...just self-deprecating humor.

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mmonk

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Fri Aug-22-08 03:24 PM
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17. Phones have ringers, vibrate, vibrate and ring, etc.

No need to check every 14 seconds.

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MarianJack

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Fri Aug-22-08 04:01 PM
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19. I Know. I'm Just using...

...that humor thing so many people like.

I always keep my phone on vibrate. All of the rings annoy me and I'm too damn cheap to buy another ring tone.

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