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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:29 AM Original message |
Wake up America, the Lord Jesus Christ is coming back as prophesied! |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:31 AM Response to Original message |
1. oh crap, these callers have to crawl underneath their rocks |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:35 AM Response to Original message |
2. Is that when the Falangists get raptured up? |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:37 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. The next asteroid impact will be referred to as the return of Christ. |
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Hugabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:41 AM Response to Original message |
4. I almost wish that he would come back |
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grannie4peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:50 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. he will |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 08:07 AM Response to Reply #4 |
14. hey, leave Phelps out of this |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
5. i wish the fucking puritans had ANOTHER country they could "flee" to... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:59 AM Response to Reply #5 |
12. Someplace without clean air and water would be nice! |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
6. Jebus is currently being held in a cone of ignorance using his shoe phone |
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Indenturedebtor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:46 AM Response to Original message |
7. Good tell that caller to give all of her possesions to the poor, including her phone n/t |
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grannie4peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:51 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. good idea -whether He's coming back soon or not |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:50 AM Response to Original message |
9. I sure hope he's bringing lunch |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 07:55 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. The "ahh-teyull-yoowut" guy called in too.. My day is complete |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 08:09 AM Response to Reply #11 |
15. Tha-ink yeeeeooooo- |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 08:31 AM Response to Reply #11 |
19. Dude looks mean |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 08:05 AM Response to Original message |
13. He sure isn't a theologian. |
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dsotm-wywh (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
16. Well, I hope he's ready to take it up the hoo-hah like the rest of us. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
17. Hold it I thought IRAQ was proof of this |
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DRoseDARs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-19-08 08:29 AM Response to Original message |
18. Please, please, PLEASE let Jesus come back as a dildo... |
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