I am U. ... D U I'll take my facts straight shaken not stirred

[Botany]

The DUer walked into the republican club all the time looking cool.

A waiter came to him and asked, "What will you have?

DUer "I have my facts straight shaken but not stirred and fill it from the left side of the glass please."

cue the music

http://bondmovies.net/wavs/james-bond.mp3

Then the DUer walked to the euchre table and looked at "The Rove" mind if I sit in this game? I mean
not unless you don't want some honest competition?

The Rove looked up and said, "this is my club and the house always wins."

The Duer looked at the Rove and said, "Well then you shouldn't have any worries. But you know I
play to win."

The Rove looking a little pasty said, "Any special card you plan to play"

DUer "I'll like to play the Siegelman card but sometimes it is hard to ex-Plame. Let us just play
your game .... I mean if you are up to it."

The Rove, "Big talk DUer .... and what makes you think you can back it up?"

DUer "Mind if I ask for a new deck?"

The Rove, "Sure."

DUer, "I have paper ballots please and can I have Jennifer Brunner as the dealer?"

[Hissyspit]

1. The impeachment card would have been useful. n/t

[Botany]

2. It is early in the game ......

[RC]

3. That would be the Joker.

[Faygo Kid]

4. Still the best Bond. And you know it, Trebek.

So did your mother, last night when she had her way with me.

[Botany]

5. ah the others are just wankers

no kilt on them ... they lack the manhood

Daniel Craig, Pierce, and that Roger guy .... I would have crushed 'em all and made love
to their women too ..... matter of fact I did.