"Bullying and intimidation are not acceptable ways to conduct foreign policy in the 21st century"

[Warren Stupidity]

our president at his finest.

In our version of the corporate state, corporatism for the new millennium, the Idjit-In-Charge can utter the most stunningly hypocritical proclamations, such as the above whopper regarding Russia's demolition of Georgia, and nobody says 'boo'. The chimperor is embarrassingly naked, bare foot wedged securely in its drooling mouth, but nobody in the sycophant media dares point out the truth.

[Turbineguy]

1. So, Mr. President,

how's that new career as a stand-up comic working for you?

[ForrestGump]

2. Might be better than expected

Here he is working on an innovative new act:



They call themselves The Aristocrats...







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[magellan]

3. This one was so obvious

...that anyone whose jaw didn't drop at hearing the hypocrisy should be immediately awarded a position with BushCo's Praetorian Guard.

[L0oniX]

4. Imperialism is not acceptable.

[baby_mouse]

5. He's only saying this sort of thing to get a rise out of people like us.

At, least, that's what I'm assuming, these days.

[bdf]

6. He's a psychopath

And psychopaths love rubbing people's noses in it. It's not just fucking you over that he enjoys, he enjoys taking the piss afterwards, because that makes you suffer even more.

A prime example was his "skit" at the White House Reporters annual shindig where he gave a slideshow of himself searching for something in the oval office and said things like "No WMDs there."

Psychopaths also love giving you clues about how they're going to fuck you over. Either the clue isn't enough for you to figure out what they're going to do or it is but you're powerless to prevent it.

A prime example was "This job would be a heck of a lot easier if it were a dictatorship. If only I was the dictator." Sure enough, he's turning America into a dictatorship.

A psychopath through and through. He gets off on hurting people. He gets off on killing people. He set a record for approving the most executions when he was governer of Texas. Only one person, out of 147 (figure taken from memory, so may be out by a few), had his death sentence commuted. And that guy was a self-confessed serial killer (I think it was around 7 cases confirmed, but he confessed to hundreds) and a self-confessed Satanist. Really. If you don't believe me, you can google it.

Oh, and google for "Bush don't kill me" and see what comes up. The first entry in the list when I tried it was the Wikipedia entry for Karla Faye Tucker. Which pretty much sums it up.

Bush is an evil fucking psychopath. Cheney is worse.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

7. Too damn dumb to even have a sense of irony